Maisie isn't too happy in the nursing home...
Author: Diary of a Dublin housewife
Camel Toe
I had a few scoops with Julie last night. I haven't seen her since before I went on me alcoholliers so we were due a catch up. See they're selling knickers with built in camel toe now Ber Feck off Julie I swear to God Bernie Who in their right mind would want to … Continue reading Camel Toe
Privacy … Sign of the times
Kids these days, they tell you nothing. God be with the days when there was only one phone in the house and everyone heard all of your business. Now they don't even use the landline and their phones are forever stuck to their hands. Back in my day we had no phone. I had to … Continue reading Privacy … Sign of the times
Reflections #AtoZChallenge #Maisieandme
It's been two weeks since I completed the challenge. Between that and looking after Maisie I was worn out. So meself and Jimmy headed of to Benalmadena for a week to soak up a few rays and chill out. It was lovely just to sit by the pool everyday with no one to run after... … Continue reading Reflections #AtoZChallenge #Maisieandme
Zoom #AtoZChallenge
Heya ma Are you not gone yet? Obviously not I thought you'd be supping a large vodka at the airport by now I am Well for some. So what do you want? That's lovely alright. I rang to say goodbye You said goodbye yesterday Jaysis, you're full of the joys today aren't you? I'm joking … Continue reading Zoom #AtoZChallenge
You only live once #AtoZChallenge
I think I'll come with you Bernie Grand. I'll get your coat ma Will I need a coat? It's freezing out, of course you'll need a coat I thought it was warm in Spain? It probably is, but we're in Ireland ma But when we go to Spain will it be warm? What do you … Continue reading You only live once #AtoZChallenge
X Ray #AtoZChallenge
The doctor rang with your X Ray results ma With what? YOUR X RAY RESULTS FROM THE HOSPITAL MA. REMEMBER I BROUGHT YOU TO THE HOSPITAL FOR YOUR XRAY? Oh jesus, wait until I sit down Bernie, me nerves are gone Do you want the good news or the bad news? Bad news? oh Jesus, … Continue reading X Ray #AtoZChallenge
Watching telly #AtoZChallenge
Put the telly on there Bernie What's on ma? Daniel and Majella's road trip Jaysis do we have to watch this shite? What? IT'S THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY NIGHT I love Daniel. Isn't he lovely? Massive ma Do you not like him? He's a pain in the arse He's very good to his mammy How … Continue reading Watching telly #AtoZChallenge
Visitation #AtoZChallenge
I saw your da last night Bernie Da's dead ma I know he's bloody dead. I'm not stupid Bernie Oh sorry. I thought you forgot ma How could I forget the day your poor father died? Lord rest him Ah sorry ma, but that was a lovely dream to have I wasn't dreaming Bernie. He … Continue reading Visitation #AtoZChallenge
Under the duvet #AtoZChallenge
You staying in bed again today ma? I'm not very well What's up with you? I think it was that takeaway we had last night You always blame what you eat I'm never eating Chinese again You keep saying that ma I mean it this time. I'm awake all night You were unconscious every time … Continue reading Under the duvet #AtoZChallenge
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 