MAAAAAAAAWhat are you shouting for Koko?Did you see my fur lined leggings anywhere?They're probably on your floordrobe with the rest of your clothes.They're not, I looked.How you can find anything in that pigsty of a room is beyond me.Its not a pigsty. I know where everything is.Not your furry leggings, you don't.You must have moved … Continue reading Let’s go outside
Month: September 2020
Bernie Rosé
Have you any spare wine ma? There's no such thing as spare wine, Whitney. Well, do you have a bottle I could borrow? You don't know the meaning of borrow. You take and never return. I do so. Where are the last dozen bottles you 'borrowed' then? When? Every time you're going out you take … Continue reading Bernie Rosé
Shell shocked
My grandson,Bobby came to see me yesterday. Hiya nanny, you know I'm seven next week. I do indeed love, you're growing up so fast. I'm taller than Josh in my class. I'm sure you are, sure wasn't your daddy very tall. Now listen, what would you like for your birthday? I'm getting a tortoise. Isn't … Continue reading Shell shocked
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