See that Hugh Hefner fella died Jaysis, he's been around for a long time Ninety one he was, it's here in this mornings paper Older than me ma You know he was sixty years older than his last wife Sure the older he got, the younger his wives got. What the hell did they see … Continue reading Playboy
Month: September 2017
Game of Thongs
"What's wrong with a good pair of sturdy knickers" me ma always said to me. It's a pity she didn't say it to me kids
Double glazed widows
I told you me ma loves a good funeral story. I told her about Jimmy's mate Frankie kicking the bucket last week... Another double glazed widow then Bernie What's that ma? A double glaze widow. Bury their husbands of a Monday, get the builders in of a Tuesday That's terrible ma Well, some of … Continue reading Double glazed widows
Is Jimmy the only one who networks at his mates funeral?