Heya ma Are you not gone yet? Obviously not I thought you'd be supping a large vodka at the airport by now I am Well for some. So what do you want? That's lovely alright. I rang to say goodbye You said goodbye yesterday Jaysis, you're full of the joys today aren't you I wouldn't … Continue reading Zoom #AtoZChallenge

I think I'll come with you Bernie Grand. I'll get your coat ma Will I need a coat? It's freezing out, of course you'll need a coat I thought it was warm in Spain? It probably is, but we're in Ireland ma But when we go to Spain will it be warm? What do you … Continue reading You only live once #AtoZChallenge

Put the telly on there Bernie What's on ma? Daniel and Majella's road trip Jaysis do we have to watch this shite? What? IT'S THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY NIGHT I love Daniel. Isn't he lovely? Massive ma Do you not like him? He's a pain in the arse He's very good to his mammy How … Continue reading Watching telly #AtoZChallenge

I saw your da last night Bernie Da's dead ma I know he's bloody dead. I'm not stupid Bernie Oh sorry. I thought you forgot ma How could I forget the day your poor father died? Lord rest him Ah sorry ma, but that was a lovely dream to have I wasn't dreaming Bernie. He … Continue reading Visitation #AtoZChallenge

You staying in bed again today ma? I'm not very well What's up with you? I think it was that takeaway we had last night You always blame what you eat I'm never eating Chinese again You keep saying that ma I mean it this time. I'm awake all night You were unconscious every time … Continue reading Under the duvet #AtoZChallenge

Are you not getting up today ma? Maybe later.What time is it? Half past ten Is that all? So what's  wrong with you? I'm just tired Bernie Aww. Did you not sleep? Not much no Did you not take your sleeping pill? I forgot to take it before I fell asleep So you did sleep … Continue reading Sleepless in Ballyer #AtoZChallenge