I'm of to the bingo Jimmy This early?It's only half five I'm collecting me ma Maisie's going to bingo? I thought she couldn't walk We got a loan of a wheelchair for her Whacker Byrne has a wheelchair friendly bus now has he? No,he's bleedin' useless, so we've to walk, that's why I'm leavin' so … Continue reading #W is forWheelchair friendly #AtoZChallenge
Month: April 2019
V is for…Very rude to visitors #AtoZchallenge
I told you before that Maisie thinks she can say what she likes, and she usually does. Now that she's in hospital, she's even worse than ever before. Me auntie Lil (Ma's sister in law, who she cant stand) popped in to visit her the other evening. We all know that auntie Lil would … Continue reading V is for…Very rude to visitors #AtoZchallenge
Unhappy #AtoZchallenge
I remember when we were only newlyweds, I got chatting in the pub to a neighbour who used to live beside me ma. He was as old as Maisie. (probably about fifty five at the time) Hiya Brian, how are you? There y'are Bernie, I'm grand, all things considering. How's Mary? Still alive. She's over … Continue reading Unhappy #AtoZchallenge
Trick or Treat #AtozChallenge
I hate Hallowe'en. Kids these days are very cheeky. I had this one youngfella at me door with his mates last year giving me lip... Trick or treat, trick or treat give us something good to eat What do you call good now lads? Mars bars, maltesers, Yorkie bars I have apples, oranges and bananas … Continue reading Trick or Treat #AtozChallenge
Some days!. #AtoZchallenge
Some days you just have to try to keep your mouth shut, especially with Maisie Have you seen my mobile phone Bernie? No ma. I can never find the bloody thing. You should keep in in your pocket ma.It's called a mobile for a reason you know. It's so you can bring it with you … Continue reading Some days!. #AtoZchallenge
Resemble that remark ;) #AtoZchallenge
Life is too beautiful to drink alcohol or do drugs. Are you giving up the booze Bernie? No, don't be mad Jimmy. What are you on about then? Jim Carey. What about him? I'm just reading an article about him here.He said life is too beautiful to drink alcohol or do drugs. Well I'm with … Continue reading Resemble that remark 😉 #AtoZchallenge
Quarrels #AtoZchallenge
Jimmy and Whitney always arguing over something... Do you want to lose your job? Why would I lose me job? Going into work dressed like that? Like what? Like a stripper. Jesus da, thanks for that. Well, that skirt is half way up your backside. Hardly, da. Could you not wear something more suitable? Hang … Continue reading Quarrels #AtoZchallenge
Party Central #AtoZChallenge
Me and Jimmy went away for a few days over the Easter break. I'd been up to me eyes with me ma and work and the whole lot. I warned my lot not to be having any parties. 'Not at all ma' they said. 'You go and enjoy yourself, everything will be cool here, you … Continue reading Party Central #AtoZChallenge
Overeating #AtoZChallenge
I'm very behind on this Ato Z challenge this month. I don't have a minute to meself, and then Carmel asks me to go to weight watchers with her. I'm hardly obese but I said I'd go to support her. She hates going on her own because that bean pole Audrey who runs the class … Continue reading Overeating #AtoZChallenge
Neighbours #HelpmeRhonda #AtoZChallenge
Where were you Jimmy? I heard you pull up outside ages ago.Your dinner is ruined. Your one across the road snared me when I got out of the van. Help me Rhonda? What did she want this time? Her fuse blew. Again? Yeah, I told her to stop using that dodgy kettle but she … Continue reading Neighbours #HelpmeRhonda #AtoZChallenge
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 