I live in Dublin city
I’m more engaging than pretty
I look nothing like yer wan sweet Molly Malone
I don’t own a wheelbarrow
I have legs like a sparrow
I hate cockles and mussels
And Hawaii Five O.
Hawaii Five O, Hawaii Five O
I hate cockles and mussels and Hawaii Five O
If I was a fish monger
I’d soon die of the hunger
I’ve never eaten poor fishies before
My hips that are now narrow
Would not be tomorrow
If I ate battered cod watching Hawaii Five O
Hawaii Five O, Hawaii Five O
I hate cockles and mussels and Hawaii Five O
If I died of a fever
There’d be plenty of grievers
That would be the end of Sweet Bernie Rose
But my ghost hips would be narrow, my legs like a sparrows
I’d still hate cockles and mussels and Hawaii Five Oh
Hawaii Five O, Hawaii Five O
I hate cockles and mussels and Hawaii Five O
Love it dublinhousewife. Great start.
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Thanks Adrian. Still blindly finding my way around WordPress. 🙂
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At least you are finding your way. I’m still looking for a candle and a match to light up mine. Soon!
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Bernie long time no hear, how are you and the family I have really missed you 💜💜
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Life not so good at the moment. Ill be on during the week xx
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Oh! I am sorry to hear that, sending you good vibes 💜💜🍷
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Sad times. 😥Chat soon. Good to hear from you xxx
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Lovely bio – and now I’ve got the tune stuck in my head… 🙂 x
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Thanks Ruth, I actually sang it at karaoke last night..there was a bit of an Irish theme going on in the pub 😛
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One of the best bios I’ve read. I love watching “Hawaii 5-0.” Not sure who I like the best, McGarret or Chin.
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I’ve not seen the new ones. Is Dano still in it… Loved that ”Book ‘im Dano”
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Oh yes! He’s played by Scott Caan, son of actor James Caan. Dano is one of the best parts of the new show.
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Loved the old Dano 🙂
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Hi. i have just come over to have a look at your blog and I love it! So funny. 🙂
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Thanks Edwina. Glad you like it. xx
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My very best wishes for you,
Kind regards, ❤
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I found your blog using the search on my phone, read several entries, went to ‘like’ it and found that I had to sign in. Of course I don’t know my password, so I had to go to my computer (where I am always signed in), search again through the list (which is hard to see with its light orange font and it being early morning here) and eventually here you are. It was worth it! Lots of fun, I will keep reading. I’m on the A-to-Z Challenge as well, but when I tell you that I don’t even know how to sign my name in such a way that you could find me, I think you’ll see that we may be kindred spirits!
Keep it up,
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Ah delighted you found me. I went to your page and it said author deleted. Cab u send me a link? Jasus I’m always. Forgetting my passwords. Two of a kind we are 😋
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Oh dear. Maybe that’s why NO ONE has looked at my Letter R, which I thought was actually quite clever.
Try this: https://rosethornfiddle.wordpress.com/
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I took the liberty today of linking to your blog. I hope that’s alright; if not, let me know and I’ll take it down.
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I don’t know how this works?
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I copied your address and pasted it in my yesterday’s post, in the postscript. It’s the Letter S post. Try clicking here and see if you can see it. I did this because I posted a dialogue, like you do, and I wanted people to be able to see yours. https://rosethornfiddle.wordpress.com/
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Thank you for visiting my blog! I appreciate it very much. 🙂
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Love it
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Do you accept blog awards? If so, one awaits you:
https://weight2lose2013.wordpress.com/2015/05/31/a-creative-blogging-challenge/
Thanks,
Rob
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Is it too late for this? I’ve been out of circulation for a while. xx
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It’s never too late! 🙂
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Hi Bernie, I have just nominated you for a fun challenge but you are under no obligation to take part.
http://edwinasepisodes.com/2015/05/31/episode-354-love-hate-challenge/
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Sorry I’ve been out of the loop for ages Edwina. Is it too late for this now? xxx
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No of course it isn’t. I can’t wait to see what you come up with xx
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Hi, I have a little challenge for you should you wish to accept it! 🙂
http://edwinasepisodes.com/2015/07/19/episode-422-allergic-to-the-letter-e-challenge-2nd-go/
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Don’t care much for Hawaii Five O, or Mussels either. Looking forward
to reading more form you.
Thank you very much for following. Eddie
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Nice to meet you Eddie. Thanks for taking the time to read 😉
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That was a fun Bio. Enjoyed reading it. Thank you for following my blog. Hope you enjoy reading the posts.
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Very nice! unique
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Thanks a mil 😉
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very nice way to introduce unique!
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Hey, thanks for coming in to see me at Steve Says…come again, stay a while – have a drink even! Happy blogging and don’t forget if you like music to take a look at my music blog http://talkaboutpopmusic.net/ Cheers, Steve…
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I sure will Steve…drinks are on you love!! haha
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Hi just found your through the meet and greet. Love your bio and look forward to checking out your site! BTW, my maternal grandmother was from Cork.
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Hi Lydiaa. Thanks for popping by. Cork is a gorgeous place. I love it. xxx
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Love this…so funny and refreshing…
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Thanks Lori. Glad you liked it 🙂
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Color me stupid! I should have recognized that song, I love Irish music.😆
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Thanks Patricia for popping by. Come again soon luv. xx
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You bet!
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Between this and the ham sandwich, I’m hooked! I’m having to read it all out loud in my (very bad) attempt at an Irish accent – so funny. Thanks for following my blog and directing me back here!
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Ah thanks Haylee. Nice to have you visit….carry on with the accent, ye cant be as bad as some townies around here
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Lol… you seem to have a passionate dislike for Hawaii Five O 😉 Great intro page and I look forward to reading more of your work 🙂
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Haha, thanks for popping by. I’m starting AtoZ on Friday so you’ll be fed up of me by the end of April :p
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Fed up? I highly doubt it. Bring it on! 🙂
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Watch this space 😉
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Love your bio, can’t wait to read more!!
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I love this.
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Love this! Have to read it to my wife (1/2 Irish); don’t ask mine, it’s something Texan 🙂
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Thanks a million ☺️☺️
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I hope you come back for more 😁🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
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I put in a follow 🙂
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This is SO good!
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Thanks 😍
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Hey…..This bridge picture is spectacular!! Zulu Delta
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Isn’t it fab? that’s the ha’penny bridge over the river liffey. x
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Nice to meet you 🤗
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You too. Thanks for popping by 😉
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My pleasure, followed you ☺️
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Lovely!
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Hi there I love that Bio. It speaks volumes about you! My Dad was a Dublin man born and bred, I was born in London by am proud to be half Irish .
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Hi how are you? Thanks for dropping by. Yes it’s good to be Irish 😁 xx
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It is indeed 😊
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Great post- very fun….I am only a wee bit Irish, a dash of Scot, English and Welsh. The rest is
Scandinavian supposedly ……but I do like to nosh on Fish and Chips….somehow still skinny!
I’ll be following you now- thanks for stopping by!
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Thanks Kathe, xxxx
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Comments not working today on the vodka, sanitizer, 7up story. Just a quick share, when I was seven I was visiting my grandparents on the prairies. My dad phoned from home (another province) to tell them to keep an eye on me as my brother had the measles. My Ukrainian grandfather opened a bottle of rye, and poured me a shot (I was 8) and told me to drink it down. No measles for me! My eyes did burn though !
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Aww god love you 🤣🤣🤣 I can imagine it 😝
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Towels
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It looks so nice! Great post! Thanks for sharing!
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Thank you 😁
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Associate
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???
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I’d love to have legs like a sparrow!
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optical
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What a great use of the Bio / About Me page. Very funny!
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Thanks, glad you enjoyed it 😍
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Indian Rupee
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invoice
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District
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France
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Heard Island and McDonald Islands
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azure
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Human
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Movies
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e-services
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Loved your bio
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You are so funny, it is a joy to read your post. That said, perhaps you might like my blog?
Joanna
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Aww thanks so much. I’ve just followed you. Ill have a read with my cuppa 🥰
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If you like something, perhaps you could comment, but it isn’t a condition, I will read you anyway.
Joanna
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I definitely will xxx
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Are you okay Berny I miss you !
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Im ok. Getting there slowly. Hope you’re keeping well xxx
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We’re fine …will you be coming back 💜
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I will. Heading away for a few days with himself this week. Notebook and pen packed 💖
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