Beer, banter, balls, they all lead to Gods waiting room!
Month: June 2015
I’m tellin’ ye now if Simon gives Ronan Keating a job as judge on X Factor I’ll never forgive him!
- That Simon Cowell is an awful gobshite Bernie
- I like him
- How can you like him?
- He’s gorgeous
- D’ye think?
- Ye, his eyes crinkle up when he smiles
- I’d say his arse does too Bernie
- No need for that Jimmy
- Does he never get sick wearing the same tee shirt but?
- It’s not the same tee shirt. He has loads of them
- How do you know?
- I just know
- Them trousers though Ber, if they were up any higher they’d be around his bleedin’ neck
- He obviously likes them like that. Just because you wear yours hanging off your arse doesn’t mean he has to
- I do not
- You give builders bum a bad name when you bend over
- You’re very critical Bernie. I’m sorry I’m not as fit as your Simon
- He’s not my Simon. I just like him that’s all
- He’s very harsh on some of them poor…
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I can’t believe Rick will be 28 this year. Some of his mates still call him Viler. This was number one in the charts when he was born 🙂
There was a knock on the door one day. I opened it to some young fella looking for my son…
- Is Viler coming out
- There’s no one here by that name
- He told me he lived here
- Who are you?
- Dotsie? What kind of a name is that
- I’m Daniel Doherty, me friends call me Dotsie
- It’s a nickname, like Viler
- Who’s Viler?
- Richard Violet. Does he not live here then?
- Richard lives here; Viler doesn’t
- Everyone calls him Viler, it’s short for Violet
- Well I prefer Richard, I don’t like nicknames
- No one calls him Richard, he’ll be scarlet
- He can be scarlet all he likes. You can call him Rick
- Rick? That’s a bit gay isn’t it?
- And Dotsie is so masculine?
- No need to be sarcastic Mrs.
- Sorry Daniel. I called him Rick after Rick Astley
- You know the singer ‘Never…
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You know when you tell your husband not to mention your birthday, and he doesn't..how annoying is that!!