Buckle up Bernie, I can't believe we're off to Benidorm I know Julie, when you think of where we should be I wonder how Ger's gettin' on? Like I'm bothered, I'm just relieved I'm off the hook Ah, Ger's not de worst Ber. She's ok Yeah, in small doses, but for an entire weekend, sharin' … Continue reading Zoom
Month: April 2016
You’ll never walk alone
About time the Hillsborough victims got justice Da You're right son. It should never have taken this long I wasn't even born when it happened All those years blaming the supporters. ...blaming the victims for their own death There were definitely too many people in the stadium bu' Oh there's no doubt about that, but … Continue reading You’ll never walk alone
X marks the spot
Hell hath no fury than a woman needing a break in the sun
Bernie's not going to the Health farm after all...and she's over the moon 😉
Violets are blue
Bernie Rose Violet is feeling blue, but not for long...
U got the look
Prince Julie, I can't believe it Me neither Ber He was great tho' wasn't he. Brillo. Him and Bowie. Two of me faves What's goin' on at all this year? All de celebs droppin' like flies Makes ye wonder who's next Makes ye glad ye stayed ou've showbiz Jules True Bernie Julie and Bernie, Irelands … Continue reading U got the look
Tofu or not tofu?
Can Bernie's weekend at the health farm get any worse?
You know the spa weekend Ber? What about it? Something's come up What do you mean Jules? I can't go Ah feck off. I was startin' to look forward to it You can still go What? With Ger? No way Why not? It's all paid for I don't give a shite Julie I only … Continue reading Spa
Respect costs nothing
About time Bernie Jaysis, where's de fire Julie, I thought it was de police bangin' on de door I've been ringing your phone for de past half hour Feck sake ye can't get five minutes to yerself in dis house Where were ye Bernie? Eh hello. I'm, standin' here wrapped in a towel … Continue reading Quiet