Secrets and lies, it's all happening at Bernie's Zoom party.
Bernie is considering a change of lifestyle. 'Considering' being the operative word.
Do you think the doctor would prescribe me some xanax? Why do you want that shite? Me nerves are in bits with this pandemic. It could be the booze. Fuck off. Well,you have been drinking more than usual. Says you. I don't have a drink every night. You're a saint, anyway,a glass of wine relaxes … Continue reading Xanax #AprilAtoZ
Watching so many movies during this lock-down period, reminded me of the conversation me and Jimmy had a couple of years ago while we were watching the Oscars. ( yeah OK, hands up... I'm re-blogging again) Who would play you in a movie Jimmy? What’s the movie about? I dunno…Life ‘The life and times of … Continue reading Will you still love me tomorrow (up schitts creek)#AprilAtoZ
Jimmy is not impressed with us. Are they still in bed? Yeah, why? They should be up by now, it's bloody ridiculous. They're up half the night, then spend half the day in bed. What do you want them to do? There's plenty for them to do. They could help you around the house, that … Continue reading Viva la vida #AprilAtoZ
What'll we do today, Bernie? Nothing? Again? Yeah. Living room or kitchen? Garden today, I think,Jimmy. Yes, while the sun is shining. It'll be a nice change. Will I make drinks? That'd be lovely. Tea or coffee? You're too funny, Jimmy. Pink gin fizz it is then. Lovely, hon. Who else is loving lock down?
I think we should cancel Tenerife, Bernie. You think? I thought you cancelled that weeks ago? No, I was waiting to see how things panned out. You can see how things panned out,Jimmy. It seems to be getting worse, not better. The numbers are increasing every day, Bernie. We're going nowhere this side of Christmas, … Continue reading Tenerife
Am I the only one who enjoyed being in isolation?
Listening to the girls chatting this morning, I think it's finally hit them that they're not going anywhere anytime soon.... Kylie, look at the state of my eyebrows. Will you do them for me? I will later. You said that yesterday, they're getting worse. What's your rush? Who's going to see you? I can see … Continue reading Reality Bites #AprilAtoZ
I bet Jimmy is sorry he wasn't doing the cooking back when I was on my big diet. The poor chap was starving ( well I was hardly going to diet on my own now was I?) BERNIE! What? WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY PLATE Quark WHAT? QUARK WHY ARE YOU MAKING DUCK … Continue reading Quarantine quackers 😉 # AtoZ