I’m very behind on this Ato Z challenge this month. I don’t have a minute to meself, and then Carmel asks me to go to weight watchers with her. I’m hardly obese but I said I’d go to support her. She hates going on her own because that bean pole Audrey who runs the class is a pain in the arse. She doesn’t like me because I don’t take it seriously enough and I love to wind her up.

• Good morning Bernie
• Morning Audrey
• So how did you get on this week?
• Great.
• Have you been watching what you eat?
• I have.
• Well you haven’t lost any weight this week.
• I’m not surprised.
• Why’s that.
• Because I watch what I eat alright.
• How do you mean?
• I watch  the burgers and chips, I watch the pizzas, I watch the steak and onions. I watch it all, just before it goes into my mouth.
• That’s not what I meant when I said watch what you eat. You need to eat more fruit and salads.
• I will Audrey, no problem.
• And maybe cut down on the booze.
• Who are you, me ma?
• I’m trying to help you here Bernie.
• Whatever Audrey.

Would you be bothered really?