I hate Hallowe’en. Kids these days are very cheeky. I had this one youngfella at me door with his mates last year giving me lip…
- Trick or treat, trick or treat give us something good to eat
- What do you call good now lads?
- Mars bars, maltesers, Yorkie bars
- I have apples, oranges and bananas … take your pick
- Ah missus, we don’t accept fruit
- Why not? It’s good for you
- Fruit is for lunches.
- Well you can keep it for your lunch tomorrow.
- We’re on midterm.
- So, do you not have lunch at home then?
- Stop messing missus, we know you have goodies.
- Do I now?
- Yeah, you do this every year, come on, we have other gaffs to call to.
- Oh well, don’t let me delay you any further… here you go.
- Jive bars?
- What’s wrong with Jive bars?
- They’re from Aldi
- So?
- My ma shops in Tescos, we don’t like stuff from Aldi or Lidls
- Well feck off home to your ma then and get some bars from her
- Have you nothing else?
- Yeah…loads, but you won’t be getting it you ungrateful little brats
- Ah missus!
- No, feck off now. Anyway, you don’t even live on this estate.
- So what?
- So feck off
- Ah give us the jive bars so.
- No I will not, now get lost I have other callers to see to.
- Well then, we have to play a trick on you.
- How come?
- It’s called Trick OR treat. We got no treats so we’ve to play a trick
- Go on then
- We’ll be back
- Who are you…Arnold Schwarzenegger?
- No, Batman
- Well feck off to your Bat cave son.
Litle fecker came back and threw an egg at me front door!
We have fun with Hallowe’en here, but almost all of the children come with their parents, who won’t send them out unaccompanied any more even in what are considered safe neighborhoods. They behave well when the parents are about.
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That lot were about 13, out and up tomorrow good. Little gurriers 🙄
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I can see this in my mind as you tell it. So funny!
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Little gurriers is the word. We got an egg once for not opening the door quick enough.
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Brats 😏
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Need their backsides tanning for them.
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