Christy's plans are putting ideas into Bernies head that Jimmy doesn't like
Month: April 2016
Overlooked
Is Bernie going to be overlooked?
Nosey Parker
Bernies nose is getting the better of her
Moobs
You're sweatin' Bernie, where were ye? I was at de gym I thought you were goin' to work out at home I changed me mind. Thought it would be better to get out and mix with others What did ye do with me Jane Fonda video? I fucked it in de bin, along with … Continue reading Moobs
Lyon Eyes
Don't you be getting rat arsed every night when you're in Paris Jimmy We wont be in Paris every night. We'll be goin' to Bordeaux, Nice, Toulouse.. Footloose in Toulouse, you'd better behave yourself James Doyle I always behave meself, and anyway what happens in Lyon, stays in Lyon Have you somethin' to hide Jimmy? … Continue reading Lyon Eyes
Keeping fit
Are you still on this keep fit buzz Bernie? I'm tryin' Jimmy Well here's somethin' that might help ye Jane Fonda's original workout...Richard Simmons Disco Sweat..jaysis Jimmy, is Jane Fonda still even alive?...and who the fuck is Richard Simmons? I haven't a breeze Bernie, I just got the videos Where did ye get these, from? … Continue reading Keeping fit
Jimmy Riddle
Will Jimmy find his passport in time for the Euros?
In bits
Bernie never drinkin' again. I heard dat one before
Hun bun
Bernie likes big buns and she cannot lie
Gettaway
There's no such ting as a free weekend...there'salways a catch