• Are ye only up Bernie?
• No, I’m up ages, why?
• Ye look as if yer only ou’ve de bed
• Feck off, I’m up hours
• What’s with de hair den?
• What’s wrong with me hair?
• Did ye even brush it
• Ye I did
• Are ye goin’ for de just out of bed look?
• I’ll give you de just slapped in de face look if ye don’t leave it out Julie
• Sorry I spoke
• I’m tryin’ out a new hairstyle
• Are ye?
• Ye, it’s de hun bun
• Hun bun? How old are you Bernie…12?
• I was only tryin’ it
• Brush yer hair Ber will ye
• You’re such a wagon Julie
• Stay stunnin’ hun
• Fuck off

Jaysis, ye can try nuttin’ new these days without gettin’ a slaggin’