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  • You’re sweatin’ Bernie, where were ye?
  • I was at de gym
  • I thought you were goin’ to work out at home
  • I changed me mind. Thought it would be better to get out and mix with others
  • What did ye do with me Jane Fonda video?
  • I fucked it in de bin, along with dat other Simmons gobshite
  • Dat’s an awful waste Ber. Dem gyms would rob ye.
  • Tell me about it. Three hundred euro
  • You’d be better off with de videos
  • Feck off Jimmy. You use de videos, I’m stickin’ with de gym
  • I don’t need to keep fit
  • Eh, hellllllooooo, have you looked in de mirror recently? Look at de size of dese
  • Aaaggh feck off pinchin’ me nipples Bernie, dat hurts
  • De bleedin’ moobs on ye Jimmy
  • What d’ye mean moobs?
  • Man boobs, jaysis they’re bigger dan mine
  • Dey are not
  • Dey are so. You’ll be borrowin’ me bras soon
  • Stop exaggeratin’ Ber
  • Maybe ye should come de gym with me. We could get a family membership, it works out cheaper
  • I’m not goin’ to any gym
  • Ah come on. You’d fit right in. It’s like moob world up there
  • Fuck off Bernie, I’m not goin’
  • Suit yerself
  • I will
  • Maybe Jane Fonda could help ye. Ye know de recycling bin hasn’t been collected yet
  • You’re not even funny
  • Ah I’m only buzzin’ wit ye Jimmy. Sure yer only moobtacular




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