- You’re sweatin’ Bernie, where were ye?
- I was at de gym
- I thought you were goin’ to work out at home
- I changed me mind. Thought it would be better to get out and mix with others
- What did ye do with me Jane Fonda video?
- I fucked it in de bin, along with dat other Simmons gobshite
- Dat’s an awful waste Ber. Dem gyms would rob ye.
- Tell me about it. Three hundred euro
- You’d be better off with de videos
- Feck off Jimmy. You use de videos, I’m stickin’ with de gym
- I don’t need to keep fit
- Eh, hellllllooooo, have you looked in de mirror recently? Look at de size of dese
- Aaaggh feck off pinchin’ me nipples Bernie, dat hurts
- De bleedin’ moobs on ye Jimmy
- What d’ye mean moobs?
- Man boobs, jaysis they’re bigger dan mine
- Dey are not
- Dey are so. You’ll be borrowin’ me bras soon
- Stop exaggeratin’ Ber
- Maybe ye should come de gym with me. We could get a family membership, it works out cheaper
- I’m not goin’ to any gym
- Ah come on. You’d fit right in. It’s like moob world up there
- Fuck off Bernie, I’m not goin’
- Suit yerself
- I will
- Maybe Jane Fonda could help ye. Ye know de recycling bin hasn’t been collected yet
- You’re not even funny
- Ah I’m only buzzin’ wit ye Jimmy. Sure yer only moobtacular
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Are you related to Roddy Doyle by any chance? Thanks for the like.
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I am not. He’s a bleedin’ Northsider! No problem, I like your blog 😉
Heeheehee! A man is always the last to admit he’s let himself go!
I keep thinking of Bob, from fight club.
Ah, Bernie, you always make me smile.
How funny 🙂 Great moobs and conversation.