Maisie finally has a valid reason for not leaving the house.
Bernie and ma
Family ties (Bernard) #AtoZBloggingchallenge.
Me ma has us girls running around after her like blue arsed flies, but god forbid she'd disturb any of her sons. I'm getting sick of it. I took the day off last week to bring her for her hospital appointment... Hiya ma are you ready? No Why not? Why aren't you dressed? I'm not … Continue reading Family ties (Bernard) #AtoZBloggingchallenge.
Clairvoyanto
Me pal Lynn persuaded me to go see a medium who was doing open readings in a pub. We got free tickets so I went along for the craic. Ma was dying to know all about it I'm surprised you went to see a medium Bernie Lynn asked me to go with her So, how … Continue reading Clairvoyanto
Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge
Monday with Maisie and she still just says what she's thinking. I don't know how she gets away with it ... Are you still watching your weight Bernie? Along with everyone else ma So how's it going? It's not Those bloody diets are a waste of bloody time anyway Tell me about it And all … Continue reading Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge
Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge
Day seven of my non diet and I'm afraid to stand on the scales. I went around to me mas to get away from all the Easter chocolate in my gaff... A diet? A diet? You're on a diet? Don't keep saying it ma Why are you on a diet? Just for the craic, why … Continue reading Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge
The merry widow
I'm not saying me ma has a suspicious mind but ... actually scrap that...me ma has a very suspicious mind. She's a terrible one for putting doubts in your head, even about your own husband... How's Jimmy getting on with that house renovation Bernie? He's still working on it ma. Every time he finishes one … Continue reading The merry widow
Double glazed widows
I told you me ma loves a good funeral story. I told her about Jimmy's mate Frankie kicking the bucket last week... Another double glazed widow then Bernie What's that ma? A double glaze widow. Bury their husbands of a Monday, get the builders in of a Tuesday That's terrible ma Well, some of … Continue reading Double glazed widows
Altar Ego…Me ma would say mass if you let her
Maisie gives a sermon to Bernie after she's been to mass with St. Bernard
Living in limbo
Maisie's doing extra time after falling doing the limbo
Que Sera Sera
Maisie isn't too happy in the nursing home...or is she?