Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge

Monday with Maisie and she still just says what she’s thinking. I don’t know how she gets away with it …

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  • Are you still watching your weight Bernie?
  • Along with everyone else ma
  • So how’s it going?
  • It’s not
  • Those bloody diets are a waste of bloody time anyway
  • Tell me about it
  • And all that exercising, is not good for you
  • I’m not getting much exercising done ma
  • Remember aunty Lil?
  • Lovely legs Lilian?
  • Her legs were all she had going for her Bernie
  • Ahh ma
  • After she lost all that weight, she looked shocking
  • Did she?
  • She aged ten years in six months
  • You’re terrible ma
  • I swear to God, as I’m sitting here. She lost a ton of weight, spent her life in the gym and after all that, she looked like a haggard old woman
  • I think the sunbeds had a lot to do with it as well ma, sure she was never off them
  • It was losing too much weight, it didn’t suit her. O.K.  her body was fit enough, she looked like a young one from behind;but jaysis when she turned around, she’d frighten the life out of you
  • Nice legs but…
  • …Shame about the face

 

Now you all know where I get it from  …

 

 

12 thoughts on “Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge

  1. Whenever I lose weight, it always affects my bra cups–and I so can’t afford that. On the other hand, I love it when the hubs loses weight because it always starts in his face. I agree with Itching for Hitching, though. You don’t want to look ill… 🙂

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  2. So funny! I’ve seen women like this. Lose too much weight too fast and there’s the issue of extra skin to deal with. Heaven knows gravity makes certain parts sag too soon as it is!

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      1. Ever heard the expression, “It’s not the size of the ship, it’s the motion of the ocean”? Them bony gals aren’t as much fun as we’re led to believe.

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