I've a pain in my arse ('scuse the pun) looking for something to wear that doesn't make me look like Miss Piggy after a five course meal... Does my bum look big in this Jimmy? Ah jaysis Bernie, not that old chestnut again Well does it? No Liar Yes then Seriously? Jaysis I don't know … Continue reading Big bum #AtoZChallenge
Bernie and Jimmy
April goals and Alcoholliers #AtoZChallenge
Ok so as well as doing the AtoZ Challenge this month I'm also on a mission to lose weight before me alcoholliers. I could be fighting a losing battle because I get no encouragement from anyone in this gaff... JIMMY!! What? What time is it? It's half past twelve Well why does it say … Continue reading April goals and Alcoholliers #AtoZChallenge
Driving on air
Were you out in the car Bernie? I was, why? Did you get petrol? No Why not? I just didn't You know the petrol light was on last night Why didn't you get petrol last night then? It's not my car Well you were driving it For five minutes down to me mas yeah. … Continue reading Driving on air
Frozen
I could die of flu going for a walk in the park but not a bother on me going to the butchers for his dinner...
I built my dreams around you
Christmas Eve Eve in The Violet Gaff
Russian Roulette
Russia is cancelled but Bernie has other plans for the Credit Union loan
Loose woman
Isn't it great to be able to sit on your arse all day watching telly and not have to bother with housework and cooking?
Playboy
See that Hugh Hefner fella died Jaysis, he's been around for a long time Ninety one he was, it's here in this mornings paper Older than me ma You know he was sixty years older than his last wife Sure the older he got, the younger his wives got. What the hell did they see … Continue reading Playboy
Happy Endings
Is Jimmy the only one who networks at his mates funeral?
Chasing rainbows on Paddy’s day
It's Paddy's day not Patty's day . Time for Bernie and Jimmy to wet the shamrock
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 