- See that Hugh Hefner fella died
- Jaysis, he’s been around for a long time
- Ninety one he was, it’s here in this mornings paper
- Older than me ma
- You know he was sixty years older than his last wife
- Sure the older he got, the younger his wives got. What the hell did they see in him?
- Money Bernie, that’s all… money
- …and him always hanging around in his pyjamas
- Ever ready what!
- I can’t see them throwing him out of Tesco’s if he went in for a jumbo breakfast roll in his jammies
- They say he went deaf from too much viagra
- Jaysis I must warn uncle Billy
- Your uncle Billy has been deaf for years
- So he has…ooohh
- All them bunny girls, he must have had thousands of them over the years
- A dirty old man he was
- It says here that he died surrounded by his loved ones
- He must’ve had a huge bed for all them bunnies to gather round
- I’m sure they mean his wife and kids, but yeah, I heard his bed was massive alright
- I can’t see him getting into Heaven, can you Jimmy?
- Well if he does, it will be a bit of a let down for him after the Playboy Mansion Bernie
- Jimmy!!
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
Heeheehee! Although i do feel badly for him, he was looking for love and seemed to settle for lust instead.
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