I’ve a pain in my arse (‘scuse the pun) looking for something to wear that doesn’t make me look like Miss Piggy after a five course meal…
- Does my bum look big in this Jimmy?
- Ah jaysis Bernie, not that old chestnut again
- Well does it?
- No
- Liar
- Yes then
- Seriously?
- Jaysis I don’t know Bernie
- Is it big or not? simple question Jimmy
- How big is big?
- Fuck off; is it that big?
- I never said that Bernie
- You implied it
- I implied nothing. Your arse is grand Bernie
- Define grand
- It’s in proportion to your body
- You’re saying it’s massive so
- No I’m not
- But I’ve put on a stone in weight since Christmas, so if my arse is in proportion to my body then it must be huge
- Maybe you didn’t put as much weight on your arse as you did on the rest of your body
- Are you saying I’m fat everywhere else then?
- No
- Why did you say that then?
- I was trying to make you feel better
- By saying I’m a fat bitch?
- I never… Oh I give up Bernie
Why do I even ask him?????
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Great to see you back on the challenge, look forward to being entertained for the month 🙂
https://iainkellywriting.com/2018/04/02/b-is-for-birkirkara-malta/
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Cheers hon 😍
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Good question! I stopped asking because the Husband won’t answer. lol
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That question always scares them doesn’t it…haha
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The problem with asking a man “do you think this makes me look fat” is that you began with the words “do you think”.
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Ah to be honest I couldn’t give a shite what he thinks, I just like annoying him…haha
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Rinse and repeat until he hides under the bed.
See also: “Why you gotta call me fat?” to win any argument.
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To be fair he’s never called me fat…yet!
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