• Who’s idea was it to call it St. Patty’s day Jimmy?
• The Americans
• …and who the fuck is Patty when she’s at home anyway?
• A snake charmer called Patricia. Paddy got rid of the snakes, she’s gonna bring them back
• She’s doing a good job of it so. There’s a few snakes around I’d like to give a belt of a shillelagh to.
• Saint Patrick didn’t carry a shillelagh, he carried a walking stick. You’re thinking of leprechauns. Leprechauns carry shillelaghs
• Do they now Mr. know all? …and when was the last time you saw a leprechaun with a shillelagh?
• When I was five, in the fairy ring at the bottom of me mas garden
• Next you’ll be telling me you found his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
• Ah that’s all a myth Bernie
• You do surprise me Jimmy. Leprechauns,shillelaghs and fairy rings; but no pot of gold?
• No end of the rainbow Bernie. It’s forever illusive.
• Tell me about it. I’m forever chasing rainbows Jimmy
• Sure didn’t you catch me? Better than any crock of gold I am
• Golden balls himself
• Begorrah and be god sure I am so I am Bernadette Rosaleen
• Stop it will you. Next thing you’ll be saying ‘Top o’ de mornin’ to ye’
• Ah sure you have to get into the Paddy’s day spirit Bernie
• By talking like Jimmy O’Dea in  Darby O’Gill and the Little People?
• I was thinking more Sean Connery
• Are you sure you didn’t kiss the Blarney stone as well Jimmy?
• Why?
• Because you never stop talking shite
• Ah lighten up Bernie. It’s Paddys day. I’ve the whole weekend off. Time for the craic
• Don’t even think of asking me to go in to the Parade
• Fuck that Bernie. In this weather? We’re going down the pub to drown the shamrock
• Now you’re talking. You can buy me dinner as well
• We can have a look for a fairy ring on the way Ber
• Ask me hoop Jimmy

Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone   🙂

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