So I stayed up late last night waiting for himself to get in from the pub. I thought we could have a nightcap together…He got in at 2a.m.
- I could have been someone
- Well so could anyone
- You took my dreams from me, when I first found you
- Did you finish that bottle of Baileys Bernie?
- What makes you say that Jimmy?
- Just a hunch Bernie
- Ah sure it’s Christmas Jimmy. Did you have a nice night?
- Grand Bernie, just a few pints, you know yourself
- That’s nice
- Would you not just get into the bed Bernie instead of just lying on the duvet?
- I will in a minute Jimmy
- You should have just come the pub with me
- I told you I wasn’t drinking tonight Jimmy. I’ve too much to do tomorrow. It’s Christmas Eve babe
- I see that worked out well for you
- Goodnight Jimmy, ye little maggot
- Go asleep Bernie, you cheap lousy faggot
- Merry Christmas your arse
…and the bells will be ringing out for Christmas Day