So I stayed up late last night waiting for himself to get in from the pub.  I thought we could have a nightcap together…He got in at 2a.m.

• I could have been someone
• Well so could anyone
• You took my dreams from me, when I first found you
• Did you finish that bottle of Baileys Bernie?
• What makes you say that Jimmy?
• Just a hunch Bernie
• Ah sure it’s Christmas Jimmy. Did you have a nice night?
• Grand Bernie, just a few pints, you know yourself
• That’s nice
• Would you not just get into the bed Bernie instead of just lying on the duvet?
• I will in a minute Jimmy
• You should have just come the pub with me
• I told you I wasn’t drinking tonight Jimmy. I’ve too much to do tomorrow. It’s Christmas Eve babe
• I see that worked out well for you
• Goodnight Jimmy, ye little maggot
• Go asleep Bernie, you cheap lousy faggot
• Merry Christmas your arse

…and the bells will be ringing out for Christmas Day