• Were you out in the car Bernie?
• I was, why?
• Did you get petrol?
• No
• Why not?
• I just didn’t
• You know the petrol light was on last night
• Why didn’t you get petrol last night then?
• It’s not my car
• Well you were driving it
• For five minutes down to me mas yeah. Where did you go?
• I went to the Avoca shop with Lynn
• You drove all the way there with the petrol light on?
• Jaysis, it’s  Rathcoole Jimmy, not bleedin’ Blackpool
• I don’t know how you do it
• Do what?
• Drive around on bleedin’ air
• It’s a gift Jimmy
• One of these days you’re going to run out and then you won’t be laughing
• I’m not laughing
• Well you’re not too concerned
• I got home didn’t I
• This time you did yeah
• Lighten up will you, why does it bother you?
• Because I’m the one you’ll be ringing when you’re stuck in the middle of the Naas Road
• Oh so it’s yourself you’re worried about? Well no need to worry, I’ll call the AA
• You can’t be depending on The AA when you run out of petrol
• Of course I can. I’m a member amn’t I
• You’re a bleedin’ looper that’s what you are Bernie
• And you’re a stress ball Jimmy

That man needs to take a chill pill…jaysis