See that Hugh Hefner fella died Jaysis, he's been around for a long time Ninety one he was, it's here in this mornings paper Older than me ma You know he was sixty years older than his last wife Sure the older he got, the younger his wives got. What the hell did they see … Continue reading Playboy
Author: Diary of a Dublin housewife
Game of Thongs
"What's wrong with a good pair of sturdy knickers" me ma always said to me. It's a pity she didn't say it to me kids
Double glazed widows
I told you me ma loves a good funeral story. I told her about Jimmy's mate Frankie kicking the bucket last week... Another double glazed widow then Bernie What's that ma? A double glaze widow. Bury their husbands of a Monday, get the builders in of a Tuesday That's terrible ma Well, some of … Continue reading Double glazed widows
Happy Endings
Is Jimmy the only one who networks at his mates funeral?
Alcoholliers
How was the holiday Kylie? Great ma, but I need a holiday to get over it You didn't get much of a tan did you? The sun doesn't shine indoors ma I don't know why you go away to the sun at all Why? You spend your whole time drinking and partying That's what holliers … Continue reading Alcoholliers
I’m Going To Be Changing Things Up a Bit and I’ll Need Your Help
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Altar Ego…Me ma would say mass if you let her
Maisie gives a sermon to Bernie after she's been to mass with St. Bernard
Elvis… Always on my mind
The King is still dead and Bernie pays tribute but keeps her knickers on...
Living in limbo
Maisie's doing extra time after falling doing the limbo
Que Sera Sera
Maisie isn't too happy in the nursing home...or is she?
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 