The merry widow

I'm not saying me ma has a suspicious mind but ... actually scrap that...me ma has a very suspicious mind. She's a terrible one for putting doubts in your head, even about your own husband... How's Jimmy getting on with that house renovation Bernie? He's still working on it ma. Every time he finishes one … Continue reading The merry widow

Playboy

 See that Hugh Hefner fella died Jaysis, he's been around for a long time Ninety one he was, it's here in this mornings paper Older than me ma You know he was sixty years older than his last wife Sure the older he got, the younger his wives got. What the hell did they see … Continue reading Playboy

Double glazed widows

  I told you me ma loves a good funeral story. I told her about Jimmy's mate Frankie kicking the bucket last week... Another double glazed widow then Bernie What's that ma? A double glaze widow. Bury their husbands of a Monday, get the builders in of a Tuesday That's terrible ma Well, some of … Continue reading Double glazed widows