Author: Diary of a Dublin housewife

Easter Eggs…the enemy ðŸ˜©

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 8 Comments

Happy Easter ma, here's your egg Thanks Kylie love, you shouldn't have Ah you say that every year ma I mean it this year Yeah right, pull the other one I'm serious Really? I'm on a diet 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Get up off that floor Kylie 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 What's so funny? You...on a diet...at Easter You're hilarious Wait … Continue reading Easter Eggs…the enemy ðŸ˜©

Diet

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 22 Comments

So how's the diet coming along? It's not That bad eh? Worse How come? I can't stop eating Well it wasn't a great idea to start a diet on Easter Sunday No it wasn't It was a stupid idea Thanks Julie You're welcome Bernie ...chocolate cake with your coffee? Just a small piece, I'm on … Continue reading Diet

Big bum #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 8 Comments

I've a pain in my arse ('scuse the pun) looking for something to wear that doesn't make me look like Miss Piggy after a five course meal... Does my bum look big in this Jimmy? Ah jaysis Bernie, not that old chestnut again Well does it? No Liar Yes then Seriously? Jaysis I don't know … Continue reading Big bum #AtoZChallenge

April goals and Alcoholliers #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 12 Comments

Ok so as well as doing the AtoZ Challenge this month I'm also on a mission to lose weight before me alcoholliers. I could be fighting a losing battle because I get no encouragement from anyone in this gaff...   JIMMY!! What? What time is it? It's half past twelve Well why does it say … Continue reading April goals and Alcoholliers #AtoZChallenge

That’s snow way to treat a lady

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 8 Comments

So storm Emma has fecked off, the beast has gone back east and homes all over Ireland has enough loaves of bread in their freezers to do them until next Christmas. It was fun while it lasted. We didn't starve, we didn't eat each other...except metaphorically of course, we trudged to the pub in our … Continue reading That’s snow way to treat a lady

Bread and Milk ; sure what else would you need in preparation for a snow storm?

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I'm just back from the shops. It's like Christmas Eve 1975 down there. People panic buying anything they can get their hands on. There's not a slice of bread left on the shelves in SuperValu, not even a scone to be got. They've sold out of milk  as well. What is wrong with people, and … Continue reading Bread and Milk ; sure what else would you need in preparation for a snow storm?