- Hey Ber
- Hey Julie
- What’s up with you? You’ve a face on you like a slapped arse
- Don’t you start
- What? I’m only joking
- Well I’m sick of people passing comment
- Like who?
- Everyone
- What are they saying?
- That I’m a boring shite
- Who said that? Cheeky fuckers
- Tina
- Ah don’t mind her, she’d hardly Mrs fun factory herself is she. When did she say this?
- The other night when I wouldn’t go to the pub
- You wouldn’t go to the pub? Jaysis, that’s serious shit Ber
- See you’re at it now!
- Sorry Ber, I’m only buzzin’ with you
- Tina said all I talk about is my weight
- Well, to be fair Bernie…
- Don’t you start
- Jaysis, keep your knickers on
- My big fat Bridget Jones knickers you mean?
- Don’t exaggerate
- I’m not exaggerating. I’m pissed off being fat
- You are not fat, anyway haven’t you lost a few pounds?
- Four
- That’s brilliant.
- Yeah it is isn’t it, but I had a rasher sandwich yesterday so I’d say they’re back on
- Stop the lights, Bernie had a sandwich!
- Fuck off Julie. I’m raging with myself
- Did you enjoy it?
- Yeah it was gorgeous, even nicer than the Big Mac
- Well then it was worth it so…wait a minute..a Big Mac? When..
- …Don’t even ask Julie; then there were all the Easter eggs remember?
- Whatever Bernie. Look today is a new day so forget the rashers and big macs and chocolate and move on. You’re putting yourself under too much pressure, all for the sake of a few pounds
- I’ve no willpower
- You’re doing great but you do need to lighten up and stop counting the calories in every bloody thing you pick up
- I can’t help it. Tina said I’m obsessed
- You are a bit
- I suppose I am, I nearly ate the head off her
- Jesus, you must’ve been hungry
- Starving
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Im gettin hungry myself after reading dat. Greta stuff Bernie.
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You’d nearly eat de head off Tina yourself… without salt 😉🤣
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“You’ve a face on you like a slapped arse”
HAHAHAHA that’s the funniest phrase I’ve ever heard.
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It’s too much pressure from society to fit a specific size. There has to be a better way.
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Ditch the diet… it’s the only way 😝
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