I bet Jimmy is sorry he wasn't doing the cooking back when I was on my big diet. The poor chap was starving ( well I was hardly going to diet on my own now was I?) BERNIE! What? WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY PLATE Quark WHAT? QUARK WHY ARE YOU MAKING DUCK … Continue reading Quarantine quackers 😉 # AtoZ
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You only live once #AtoZChallenge
What's with the spinning around the kitchen in your nightdress Bernie? I'm practicing For what? I've signed up for a new class with Julie What class needs leg warmers and sweat bands?All you're short of is a pair of skates Roller blades Jimmy, no one skates anymore Don't tell me you're taking up roller blading? … Continue reading You only live once #AtoZChallenge
Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge
Monday with Maisie and she still just says what she's thinking. I don't know how she gets away with it ... Are you still watching your weight Bernie? Along with everyone else ma So how's it going? It's not Those bloody diets are a waste of bloody time anyway Tell me about it And all … Continue reading Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge
MCDonalds #AtoZChallenge
How's the diet coming along? Don't mention diets to me. I've a pain in me swiss with diets What one is it now? Well, I'm meant to be on the keto one, but all I seem to do is eat eggs, fish,meat, chicken cheese and chocolate Doesn't sound too bad to me, and you … Continue reading MCDonalds #AtoZChallenge
Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge
Day seven of my non diet and I'm afraid to stand on the scales. I went around to me mas to get away from all the Easter chocolate in my gaff... A diet? A diet? You're on a diet? Don't keep saying it ma Why are you on a diet? Just for the craic, why … Continue reading Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge
Easter Eggs…the enemy 😩
Happy Easter ma, here's your egg Thanks Kylie love, you shouldn't have Ah you say that every year ma I mean it this year Yeah right, pull the other one I'm serious Really? I'm on a diet 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Get up off that floor Kylie 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 What's so funny? You...on a diet...at Easter You're hilarious Wait … Continue reading Easter Eggs…the enemy 😩
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So how's the diet coming along? It's not That bad eh? Worse How come? I can't stop eating Well it wasn't a great idea to start a diet on Easter Sunday No it wasn't It was a stupid idea Thanks Julie You're welcome Bernie ...chocolate cake with your coffee? Just a small piece, I'm on … Continue reading Diet
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Are you having a fry up Bernie? Are you having a laugh Jimmy? Why? You know I'm on a diet Don't be ridiculous Thanks for your support Jimmy You don't need to lose weight. You're grand as you are I'm not having a fry A bleedin' sausage isn't going to kill you Bernie Maybe if … Continue reading Calories
