What's with the spinning around the kitchen in your nightdress Bernie? I'm practicing For what? I've signed up for a new class with Julie What class needs leg warmers and sweat bands?All you're short of is a pair of skates Roller blades Jimmy, no one skates anymore Don't tell me you're taking up roller blading? … Continue reading You only live once #AtoZChallenge
2018 AtoZ
Weight not want not #AprilAtoZChallenge
Where are you off to today Bernie? Shopping with Julie Again?I predict the smell the credit card melting I'm not buying anything; we're just looking Are you not well? I'm buying nothing until I lose weight You must have lost some weight by now. Don't start with me Jimmy You're the one eating sneaky rasher … Continue reading Weight not want not #AprilAtoZChallenge
Vinyasa Yoga #AtoZChallenge
Hiya Ma Hiya Kylie So what's new? Vinyasa yoga What's that when it's at home? Vinyasa Yoga aligns movement and breath in a smoothly flowing sequence. What? It’s a challenging practice designed to bring complete awareness of your posture, alignment, and patterns of movement. You sound like you're reading from a brochure ma With Vinyasa … Continue reading Vinyasa Yoga #AtoZChallenge
Talking to myself
Sometimes, you're the only one who'll listen... Morning Bernie Alright Bernadette How's things? Grand Any news? Nothing? You? You don't look the best Bernie You're not looking too hot yourself Ber I'm knackered to be honest I know how you feel, it's this bloody... ...diet Ah I'm sick of it now Me too. All … Continue reading Talking to myself
Slimming world
Me and Julie decided to go to slimming world to help us with our weight loss... So, Bernie. You need to lose two stone What? That much?I was thinking just a few pounds I'm afraid not Bernadette Are you sure I'm sure Well I'm not Why are you here Bernie? To lose a bit of … Continue reading Slimming world
Quark and Quinoa
BERNIE! WHAT? WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY PLATE QUARK WHAT? QUARK WHY ARE YOU MAKING DUCK NOISES? WHAT? WILL YOU JUST COME IN TO THE KITCHEN What? What's this white stuff on my plate? Quark, I told you Ducks quack QUARK ... it's a cheese Jimmy Why didn't you just say cheese? And what's … Continue reading Quark and Quinoa
Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge
Monday with Maisie and she still just says what she's thinking. I don't know how she gets away with it ... Are you still watching your weight Bernie? Along with everyone else ma So how's it going? It's not Those bloody diets are a waste of bloody time anyway Tell me about it And all … Continue reading Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge
Under Pressure #AtoZChallenge
Hey Ber Hey Julie What's up with you? You've a face on you like a slapped arse Don't you start What? I'm only joking Well I'm sick of people passing comment Like who? Everyone What are they saying? That I'm a boring shite Who said that? Cheeky fuckers Tina Ah don't mind her, she'd hardly … Continue reading Under Pressure #AtoZChallenge
Pass remarkable pals#AtoZChallenge
You know the 'friends' that haven't a bleedin' clue but comment anyway! You coming for a pint tonight Ber? Not tonight Tina, I'm saving myself for the weekend Are you not well? I'm grand, just watching me weight Are you still on about your weight? What do you mean 'STILL on about my weight'? … Continue reading Pass remarkable pals#AtoZChallenge
MCDonalds #AtoZChallenge
How's the diet coming along? Don't mention diets to me. I've a pain in me swiss with diets What one is it now? Well, I'm meant to be on the keto one, but all I seem to do is eat eggs, fish,meat, chicken cheese and chocolate Doesn't sound too bad to me, and you … Continue reading MCDonalds #AtoZChallenge
