Watching telly #AtoZChallenge

W 17

Put the telly on there Bernie
What’s on ma?
Daniel and Majella’s road trip
Jaysis do we have to watch this shite?
What?
IT’S THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY NIGHT
I love Daniel. Isn’t he lovely?
Massive ma
Do you not like him?
He’s a pain in the arse
He’s very good to his mammy
How do you know?
I just do. Ah look isn’t he gorgeous?
He’s a ride ma
What are you saying Bernie?
THEY’RE GOING FOR A RIDE MA…LOOK, ON A DONKEY
Where are they visiting this week?
Connemara
Lovely. I haven’t been to Connemara since 1983
Have you not?
Oh look quick Bernie, she has curtains like mine. Isn’t that a gorgeous house?
Fab
I was thinking of buying new ones
New what?
Curtains. Are you even listening to me Bernie?
I try not to
What?
I HEARD YOU
But I do like the ones I have
What have you got ma?
Curtains Bernie. Jesus, I thought I was the one with the hearing problem
Oh right yeah. Curtains, lovely
They could do with a wash though
Right
Maybe Phil or Marion would wash them for me
I’m sure they would
I’ll ask them
Do
I don’t hear you offering to wash them
No you didn’t ma
What?
I SAID ‘ASK ANGELA’
Angela said there’s a sale in Kavanaghs
Lovely
Great bargains in curtains she said
Great, saves her washing yours the lazy hoor
What?
GREAT BARGAINS I’M SURE
But sure what’s the point in new curtains at my age?
No point ma
What’s up with you tonight?
Nothing
There’s something up, you’re very quiet
I’m trying to watch this programme ma
You don’t even like Daniel O’Donnell Bernie
No I don’t but you insisted on putting it on and you haven’t shut up since it started
I can watch and talk at the same time you know
Well watch it then will you
Where are they now?
Galway
Oh I like Galway. That’s a nice house isn’t it? Oh, is it over already?
Yes ma
It wasn’t on for long was it?
It was on for half an hour ma
That didn’t seem like half an hour
No, more like an eternity
What?
Do you want another cup of tea?

Is this month nearly over yet?

4 thoughts on “Watching telly #AtoZChallenge”

Not much longer. Remember, you can tolerate anything in 15 minute increments.

Daniel O’Donnell but 😱 Heaven help me

Why do they do that? They say they want to watch a particular movie or TV show and then they talk all the way through it. That, or my mother falls asleep. Funny how she wakes up the minute I try to change to something else.

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