- The doctor rang with your X Ray results ma
- With what?
- YOUR X RAY RESULTS FROM THE HOSPITAL MA. REMEMBER I BROUGHT YOU TO THE HOSPITAL FOR YOUR XRAY?
- Oh jesus, wait until I sit down Bernie, me nerves are gone
- Do you want the good news or the bad news?
- Bad news? oh Jesus, Mary and holy saint Joseph … bad news?I told you I was dying. None of you would listen to me.
- Well will you listen to me for a minute ma. You’re not dying, you’re getting a new knee
- A noonie? What’s a noonie?
- YOUR NEW KNEE MA. YOU’RE GETTING A NEW KNEE
- Are you serious Bernie?
- Yeah, he said your xray showed how much your knee had deteriorated and you need to have the op asap
- Sure didn’t I tell him that meself. I didn’t need an xray to tell me how bad I was
- Well, you’ll be getting it very soon ma
- Oh I don’t know Bernie
- What don’t you know?
- About the new knee
- Jaysis ma, all you ever talk about is your gammy knee and how long you’ve been waiting for a new one, and now you’re saying you don’t want it?
- I’m just nervous Bernie
- Nothing to be nervous about at all.You’ll be flying around the place afterwards
- Will I but Bernie?
- You sound as if you’re disappointed ma
- No I’m not
- Well you don’t sound too happy?
- Would you be happy having a foreign body put inside you?
- Leave it out ma will you. It’s a common operation. Millions of people get it done every year. It’ll give you a whole new lease of life
- So what’s the good news then?
- That was the good news ma
- So what’s the bad news?
- There is no bad news ma, I was only messin’
- You can be a bitch sometimes Bernie
- Well, I didn’t lick it off a stone
- What did you say?
- I SAID I THINK I HEAR THE PHONE. I’LL JUST GO ANSWER IT
- The phone is in your hand Bernie
- Oh… so it is
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
Surgery, no matter how much you want to have it, is still a bit scary.
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Sure is Mimi x
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Great stuff as always, Bernie. Brightens up every day.
Will it be kneehole surgery ???
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Ha😂😂😂
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“I didn’t lick it off a stone” is absolutely getting stolen.
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Go for it girl !! 😜😜
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