Zoom #AtoZChallenge

Z 2017

  • Heya ma
  • Are you not gone yet?
  • Obviously not
  • I thought you’d be supping a large vodka at the airport by now
  • I am
  • Well for some. So what do you want?
  • That’s lovely alright. I rang to say goodbye
  • You said goodbye yesterday
  • Jaysis, you’re full of the joys today aren’t you
  • I wouldn’t like you to miss your flight over me Bernie
  • Sure we’ve loads of time
  • How’s Jimmy?
  • Not a bother. Enjoying a couple of pints before the flight
  • Sure he may as well
  • Do you want to say hello to him….JIMMY, ME MA WANTS  TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU
  • No I don’t. Let him alone will you
  • He said to tell you to feck off, he said goodbye to you yesterday
  • Charming
  • Right I’d better go ma. They’re calling our flight
  • Have a great time Bernie. Love you
  • Love you too ma. Hasta la vista
  • Who’s pissed off?
  • I SAID HASTA LA VISTA
  • WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU BERNIE?
  • The whole airport can hear me ma
  • WHAT?
  • BYE MA

Jaysis…

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4 thoughts on “Zoom #AtoZChallenge

  1. Have a nice holiday Bernie! I shall miss my daily dose of Ma hilarity. I hope she will crop up occasionally on your blog. Well done for getting through the month with sustained high quality writing. Look forward to reading more on your blog in the future ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Ah thanks for that. I’m having a ball on the aul alcoholliers . Don’t worry Maisie will be back. A week with Jimmy in the heat is just what the doctor ordered but… and you know I self medicate ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ

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