- Buckle up Bernie, I can’t believe we’re off to Benidorm
- I know Julie, when you think of where we should be
- I wonder how Ger’s gettin’ on?
- Like I’m bothered, I’m just relieved I’m off the hook
- Ah, Ger’s not de worst Ber. She’s ok
- Yeah, in small doses, but for an entire weekend, sharin’ de same room? No thanks
- Ah she’s delighted to have de two girls with her all de same and she couldn’t sing your praises enough for giving Willow your place
- If only she knew
- You’ll burn in hell Bernie Rose
- Says you! You were only goin’ in de first place because Anto was payin’
- So were you
- Is Anto still goin’ to the Euros with Jimmy and Ray?
- Well his ticket is booked, but Ger doesn’t know yet
- He’s some gobshite, booking a Spa break for her so she wouldn’t be at home alone when he’s in France
- …and so she’d let him actually go to France
- …then he books de Spa for May and the Euros don’t start until June
- He’s a fuckin’ eejit alright, why de hell did he do that?
- He said he put de wrong dates in when he was bookin’ online and when he tried to change it they were booked out until September and they wouldn’t give him a refund
- So now he’s de one home alone
- He’ll love that. Sure he’ll probably spend his time over eatin’ dirty big fry ups in his mas and den down de pub with Ray and Jimmy
- He’ll have a ball…a weekend without bean sprouts and nut roasts
- ..and Lily will be delighted to have her boys all to herself
- A great weekend will be had by all
- Good luck to dem
- Oh look, the seatbelt sign is on Ber, we’re away..woohoo
- Don’t talk to me ’til we’re up Julie, me nerves are gone. You know I hate takin’ off
- Here we go, zoom baby.I wonder what speed he’s doin’?
- Stoppit Julie
- Ah we’ll be up in no time and sure you’ll be grand after a few scoops
- Are we up yet?
- Yes, you can open your eyes now Ber
- Grand, now, any sign of dat drinks trolly?
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
Have a fab time! 🙂
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