I hadn't seen any of the girls since we got home from Beni. We had to make do with Whats app and Face time, trying to keep each other sane while we were isolating. Trying not to talk about the dreaded c word. Trying not to talk about how bad things were in China and … Continue reading Coronavirus
I went shopping today with Julie to take my mind off the diet but easier said than done... So what are you buying today Ber? I need a new swimsuit Lets go over to Penneys so. Their bikinis are only a fiver. We can get one in every colour I won't be wearing a bikini … Continue reading Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge
So how's the diet coming along? It's not That bad eh? Worse How come? I can't stop eating Well it wasn't a great idea to start a diet on Easter Sunday No it wasn't It was a stupid idea Thanks Julie You're welcome Bernie ...chocolate cake with your coffee? Just a small piece, I'm on … Continue reading Diet
I had a few scoops with Julie last night. I haven't seen her since before I went on me alcoholliers so we were due a catch up. See they're selling knickers with built in camel toe now Ber Feck off Julie I swear to God Bernie Who in their right mind would want to … Continue reading Camel Toe
All you need when you're meeting your pal for coffee and cake is to step in a pile of shite...
Buckle up Bernie, I can't believe we're off to Benidorm I know Julie, when you think of where we should be I wonder how Ger's gettin' on? Like I'm bothered, I'm just relieved I'm off the hook Ah, Ger's not de worst Ber. She's ok Yeah, in small doses, but for an entire weekend, sharin' … Continue reading Zoom
You know the spa weekend Ber? What about it? Something's come up What do you mean Jules? I can't go Ah feck off. I was startin' to look forward to it You can still go What? With Ger? No way Why not? It's all paid for I don't give a shite Julie I only … Continue reading Spa
There's no such ting as a free weekend...there'salways a catch
Ex girlfriends, hats and vajazzles. Bernie's not looking forward to the wedding of the year. Maybe Claudia Schiffer could stand in... Watch out for fireworks
Will orange be the new black for Berno or will she get to watch Telly Bingo at home next week? Stay tuned for updates...