- What are you doing with the pin Bernie?
- Apart from stickin’ it in your arse ye mean?
- Why? What did I do?
- I just got off the phone from Ger
- Ger Byrne?
- No, your sister in law Ger
- Oh right, how’s young Petrocelli doin’
- Her name is Patchouli Jimmy, for fuck sake, how many times have you to be told?
- Yeah yeah, whatever
- Anyway, stop changin’ de subject
- What subject?
- Of you tellin’ Ger I couldn’t wait to go to the health farm with her. How I was counting the minutes ’til de weekend
- Oh that, yeah, ha right
- You’re not bleedin’ funny Jimmy
- Well you were de one who said you didn’t want her to know you didn’t want to go
- So, you decided to tell her I was livin’ for it?
- Ah now I wouldn’t go that far Ber
- Well I would! It took me ages to convince her to give my place to Willow
- But sure she was tryin’ to book Willow in yesterday when I was over. Practically begged yer one to squeeze her in for de weekend.
- …and you didn’t think to tell me that? Or to suggest Willow went instead of me?
- …well it wasn’t my place
- My arse Jimmy. You’re such a knob head sometimes.
- No need for dat talk Bernie
- Ders every need Jimmy Violet
- Anyway, what’s dat got to do with you brandishing a pin in my direction
- I’m goin’ to stick it in a map of Spain
- Why?
- Because wherever it lands, is where I’m goin’
- When?
- The weekend I was meant to go to the Health farm
- Why?
- Because I’m SOOOOO disappointed I’m not going with Ger, I need to get away
- On yer own?
- Julie’s comin’ with me
- I thought she was lookin’ after her sick mother
- Her ma is much better now and her auntie May is comin’ over to visit, so Julie is free for de week. Right ,hold dat map straight for me ‘
- Mind where yer wavin dat pin, will ye open yer eyes Bernie
- Right, where did it land?
- Give us a look Ber. Sierra Nevada. That’s a mountain range. Are yiz goin’ mountain climbin’?
- Fuck off, give us yer pen for a minute
- Here. What’s that for
- X marks de spot Jimmy
- Benidorm? Dat’s bleedin’ miles from there
- Close enough for me Jimmy
- You’re some bleedin’ chancer. I bet you already have Benidorm booked haven’t ye
- Ask no questions Jim Bob…right I’m off out to buy a new swimsuit. See ye later alligater…your dinner is in de chipper
- That’s lovely alright!
Don’t you just love it when a plan comes together 😉
Love how it all worked out, have a great time!
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