• About time Bernie
• Jaysis, where’s de fire Julie, I thought it was de police bangin’ on de door
• I’ve been ringing your phone for de past half hour
•  Feck sake ye can’t get five minutes to yerself in dis house
• Where were ye Bernie?
• Eh hello. I’m, standin’ here wrapped in a towel with water drippin’ all over de hall. Where d’ye tink I was, Honolulu beach?
• I rang your phone five times. I didn’t know where you were
• I was in de bath. First time I’ve had de house to meself in ages and de bleedin’ phone hasn’t stopped ringin’
• Where’s everyone? I rang Jimmy’s phone aswell. He’s not answerin’ either.
• Jimmy won’t hear his phone, he’s gone to watch de match with Jason and Rick
• I thought der was somethin’ wrong
• Why wud der be somethin’ wrong?
• Well, when I couldn’t get any of you on de phone
• I wouldv’e rang ye back later
• I was worried. You always have your phone beside ye. It’s not like you not to answer
• I left it chargin’ in de bedroom. I was havin’ a bit of quiet time
• Quiet time?
• Ye, a few minutes to meself like
• But you hate bein’ on your own
• I do not
• Ye do
• I just never get de bleedin’ chance in dis gaff Julie. Ders always someone lookin’ for somethin’
• Oh sorry I disturbed ye. I’ll go so. Sorry for bein’ concerned like
• Ah shurrup Julie and put de kettle on while I make meself decent
• Kettle me arse. I brought  wine
• Even though ye thought I might be dead?
• I didn’t tink ye were dead…well I thought you were sick or somethin’
• …and wine was goin’ to make me better?
• Well it would make me feel better
• Get de glasses Julie, I’ll be down in a minute
• What about your quiet time?
• Fuck tha’, you have wine. What’s more important?
• Friends?
• Friends with wine are even better Jules
• Just as well I brought two bottles den Bernie
• Good girl yerself

Who needs a quiet night in anyway?