I thought I had it bad looking after me ma. She has us run ragged; up and down the stairs day and night because she refuses to get out of the bloody bed. She has her breakfast dinner and tea up there. No sooner am I down the stairs, trying to have a bit to … Continue reading Cry me a river #AprilatoZchallenge
Christmas
Bottle Banks and bloody kids
Having grown up kids still living at home can take it's toll. They're worse than babies. I think I had it easier when I was changing nappies. I'm not the only one either. I met Barbara from up the road on the way to the recycling depot. How was your Christmas, Bernie? Same shite … Continue reading Bottle Banks and bloody kids
That’s snow way to treat a lady
So storm Emma has fecked off, the beast has gone back east and homes all over Ireland has enough loaves of bread in their freezers to do them until next Christmas. It was fun while it lasted. We didn't starve, we didn't eat each other...except metaphorically of course, we trudged to the pub in our … Continue reading That’s snow way to treat a lady
No cure for stupid
So the entire house was struck down with this winter flu bug. Christmas came and went in a fog of coughs and fevers . It's like it never even happened. The Christmas tree only came down yesterday and I feel like Santa hasn't even arrived yet. Today was my first day out. I was going … Continue reading No cure for stupid
Altar Ego…Me ma would say mass if you let her
Maisie gives a sermon to Bernie after she's been to mass with St. Bernard
The Epiphany
There's nothing like winding up a nosey neighbour is there?
Fatty New Year
Why does Geraldine want to spend more time with Bernie all of a sudden?
Shopaholic
Bernie's hit the sales with her credit card and Jimmy's wondering if they've had a lotto win
Silence of the lambs (Budget 2017)
Bernies ma is not impressed with the sheep getting more money than the pensioners in this years budget...but she has a plan for her fiver
Blankety Blank
Terry has left a blank space in a lot of peoples lives