So, Jimmy came home early from work. Delighted so I was, for about five minutes... Are you done for the day, Jimmy? Yeah, thank god, we got that job finished at last. That's great, so you can get started here. I told Marian I'd pop up and do that bit of painting for her Marian … Continue reading April Fool
Bernie and Jimmy
Golden Gee
I don't know who's worse sometimes, Jimmy or me ma 🙄 Your ma rang when you were out,Bernie What did she want?Just a chat I think. She was going on about one of her dead friends.Who?Betty Brown.She hasn't got a friend called Betty Brown.Oh, maybe it was Betty Black, I dunno. Died a dew days … Continue reading Golden Gee
She’s Electric
I hate Christmas shopping, especially for his aul one 🙄 Jimmy , d'ye think your ma would like a foot spa?I doubt it. She thinks they're dangerous.How about an electric blanket?No, she says they're dangerous too. A microwaveable heat pad?You know she doesn't own a microwave, she says......they're dangerous, yea yeah. What about a teas … Continue reading She’s Electric
Jackie’s Army
Another legend gone,Bernie. Ah that's sad, Jimmy. I liked him. Best Ireland soccer manager we ever had. I actually enjoyed the world cups back then, Jimmy. Remember Italia '90? I remember you fecking off to the pub for every match and leaving me at home with the kids. Good times, Bernie, good times. For you … Continue reading Jackie’s Army
Zoom #AprilAtoZ
Secrets and lies, it's all happening at Bernie's Zoom party.
Will you still love me tomorrow (up schitts creek)#AprilAtoZ
Watching so many movies during this lock-down period, reminded me of the conversation me and Jimmy had a couple of years ago while we were watching the Oscars. ( yeah OK, hands up... I'm re-blogging again) Who would play you in a movie Jimmy? What’s the movie about? I dunno…Life ‘The life and times of … Continue reading Will you still love me tomorrow (up schitts creek)#AprilAtoZ
Viva la vida #AprilAtoZ
Jimmy is not impressed with us. Are they still in bed? Yeah, why? They should be up by now, it's bloody ridiculous. They're up half the night, then spend half the day in bed. What do you want them to do? There's plenty for them to do. They could help you around the house, that … Continue reading Viva la vida #AprilAtoZ
Uneventful days #AprilAtoZ
What'll we do today, Bernie? Nothing? Again? Yeah. Living room or kitchen? Garden today, I think,Jimmy. Yes, while the sun is shining. It'll be a nice change. Will I make drinks? That'd be lovely. Tea or coffee? You're too funny, Jimmy. Pink gin fizz it is then. Lovely, hon. Who else is loving lock down?
Tenerife
I think we should cancel Tenerife, Bernie. You think? I thought you cancelled that weeks ago? No, I was waiting to see how things panned out. You can see how things panned out,Jimmy. It seems to be getting worse, not better. The numbers are increasing every day, Bernie. We're going nowhere this side of Christmas, … Continue reading Tenerife
Quarantine quackers ;) # AtoZ
I bet Jimmy is sorry he wasn't doing the cooking back when I was on my big diet. The poor chap was starving ( well I was hardly going to diet on my own now was I?) BERNIE! What? WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY PLATE Quark WHAT? QUARK WHY ARE YOU MAKING DUCK … Continue reading Quarantine quackers 😉 # AtoZ
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 