I hate Christmas shopping, especially for his aul one 🙄 Jimmy , d'ye think your ma would like a foot spa?I doubt it. She thinks they're dangerous.How about an electric blanket?No, she says they're dangerous too. A microwaveable heat pad?You know she doesn't own a microwave, she says......they're dangerous, yea yeah. What about a teas … Continue reading She’s Electric
Another legend gone,Bernie. Ah that's sad, Jimmy. I liked him. Best Ireland soccer manager we ever had. I actually enjoyed the world cups back then, Jimmy. Remember Italia '90? I remember you fecking off to the pub for every match and leaving me at home with the kids. Good times, Bernie, good times. For you … Continue reading Jackie’s Army
Secrets and lies, it's all happening at Bernie's Zoom party.
Watching so many movies during this lock-down period, reminded me of the conversation me and Jimmy had a couple of years ago while we were watching the Oscars. ( yeah OK, hands up... I'm re-blogging again) Who would play you in a movie Jimmy? What’s the movie about? I dunno…Life ‘The life and times of … Continue reading Will you still love me tomorrow (up schitts creek)#AprilAtoZ
Jimmy is not impressed with us. Are they still in bed? Yeah, why? They should be up by now, it's bloody ridiculous. They're up half the night, then spend half the day in bed. What do you want them to do? There's plenty for them to do. They could help you around the house, that … Continue reading Viva la vida #AprilAtoZ
What'll we do today, Bernie? Nothing? Again? Yeah. Living room or kitchen? Garden today, I think,Jimmy. Yes, while the sun is shining. It'll be a nice change. Will I make drinks? That'd be lovely. Tea or coffee? You're too funny, Jimmy. Pink gin fizz it is then. Lovely, hon. Who else is loving lock down?
I think we should cancel Tenerife, Bernie. You think? I thought you cancelled that weeks ago? No, I was waiting to see how things panned out. You can see how things panned out,Jimmy. It seems to be getting worse, not better. The numbers are increasing every day, Bernie. We're going nowhere this side of Christmas, … Continue reading Tenerife
I bet Jimmy is sorry he wasn't doing the cooking back when I was on my big diet. The poor chap was starving ( well I was hardly going to diet on my own now was I?) BERNIE! What? WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY PLATE Quark WHAT? QUARK WHY ARE YOU MAKING DUCK … Continue reading Quarantine quackers 😉 # AtoZ
I can't wait to get back to doing the shopping myself, but for now,Jimmy is still in charge....well kind of What time are you going shopping, Jimmy? I'll go shortly. do you need anything special? We're running out of hand sanitizer. You won't get hand sanitizer in the shops for love nor money, Bernie. We'll … Continue reading Pandemic #AtoZ
I'm way behind on my AtoZ posts this year but I hope I'm excused as I haven't been feeling the Mae West lately and have been tested for "The Covid" as Maisie calls it. Jimmy's been very good looking after me while I've been in isolation, even though he's been banished to the spare bedroom … Continue reading Knocking on Heaven’s door…#AtoZ