Viva la vida #AprilAtoZ

V2020

Jimmy is not impressed with us.

  • Are they still in bed?
  • Yeah, why?
  • They should be up by now, it’s bloody ridiculous. They’re up half the night, then spend half the day in bed.
  • What do you want them to do?
  • There’s plenty for them to do. They could help you around the house, that stairs needs hoovering for a start.
  • They do help.
  • Well they could help more.It’s not good for them to be lying in bed all day.
  • What do you want me to do about it?
  • Stop encouraging them for a start.
  • Excuse me?
  • You’re up with them drinking and acting the eejit until all hours.
  • Just because you don’t want to have a drink, don’t start getting all holier than thou with me.
  • You don’t have to drink every night.
  • I had one glass of wine last night, if you must know, but I’ll drink the bottle if I feel like it.
  • If you went to bed earlier, then they would too.
  • If me auntie had pedals she’d be a bike, Jimmy, what’s the big deal about going to bed early anyway? It’s not like we’re going anywhere.
  • You’re even starting to talk like them now.
  • Feck off. At least I don’t talk like me granny’s granny.
  • Well, you need to act your age, not like a bloody teenager.
  • Go and shite. We’re having a bit of fun. There’s precious little to enjoy about life these days, Jimmy and if we can have a few laughs well, I’m happy to be acting like a teenager.
  • Well there’s no need for all the bloody noise doing that Tik Tok nonsense.
  • It’s called having the craic. You should try it sometime.

He’s turning into an awful dry shite these days.

10 thoughts on “Viva la vida #AprilAtoZ

  1. Yeah, it’s a hard time.

    I hope you and yours are staying safe and healthy during this difficult time.

    J Lenni Dorner~ Co-host of the #AtoZchallenge, Debut Author Interviewer, Reference& Speculative Fiction Author

    Liked by 1 person

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