Jimmy is not impressed with us.

• Are they still in bed?
• Yeah, why?
• They should be up by now, it’s bloody ridiculous. They’re up half the night, then spend half the day in bed.
• What do you want them to do?
• There’s plenty for them to do. They could help you around the house, that stairs needs hoovering for a start.
• They do help.
• Well they could help more.It’s not good for them to be lying in bed all day.
• What do you want me to do about it?
• Stop encouraging them for a start.
• Excuse me?
• You’re up with them drinking and acting the eejit until all hours.
• Just because you don’t want to have a drink, don’t start getting all holier than thou with me.
• You don’t have to drink every night.
• I had one glass of wine last night, if you must know, but I’ll drink the bottle if I feel like it.
• If you went to bed earlier, then they would too.
• If me auntie had pedals she’d be a bike, Jimmy, what’s the big deal about going to bed early anyway? It’s not like we’re going anywhere.
• You’re even starting to talk like them now.
• Feck off. At least I don’t talk like me granny’s granny.
• Well, you need to act your age, not like a bloody teenager.
• Go and shite. We’re having a bit of fun. There’s precious little to enjoy about life these days, Jimmy and if we can have a few laughs well, I’m happy to be acting like a teenager.
• Well there’s no need for all the bloody noise doing that Tik Tok nonsense.
• It’s called having the craic. You should try it sometime.

He’s turning into an awful dry shite these days.