Sometimes, you’re the only one who’ll listen…
- Morning Bernie
- Alright Bernadette
- How’s things?
- Grand
- Any news?
- Nothing? You?
- You don’t look the best Bernie
- You’re not looking too hot yourself Ber
- I’m knackered to be honest
- I know how you feel, it’s this bloody…
- …diet
- Ah I’m sick of it now
- Me too. All I can think of is food
- …and how to get out of excercising
- Why do you put yourself through it Bernie?
- Fucked if I know Ber…all this shite just to get into a swimsuit for a week in Toremolinos
- We can’t give up but, not while everyone is watching
- ”We know you can do it Bernie” ”You’re doing great Bernie”
- …while they stuff their faces in front of you
- Fuckers
- Yeah…fuckers
- You don’t have to tell them you’ve given up
- They’ll know, they watch every bit you put into your mouth
- ”There goes your diet Bernie…I knew you wouldn’t stick it Bernie” I can hear them now
- People only believe what they see…and they don’t have to see everything
- No they don’t, do they?
- Oh look it’s breakfast time? What are we having today Bernie? Muesli? Quinoa porridge? kitty litter on toast?
- I fancy a dirty big rasher sandwich on white bread
- Lovely…with ketchup
- And a large mug of tea
- Good woman
- Diet my arse Bernie
- Your arse is grand Bernie
- Yeah it is isn’t it…one rasher or two?
Lovely
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
Mmmmmmmmmm, kitty litter on toast. Who could resist?
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It’s all the rage in Ballyer 😉😂
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Bacon sandwiches? I’d give up my diet too for that….. I thought you’d write about green TEA or herbal TEAS that are so popular with dieters these days.
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Ah no, can’t be doing with herbal teas, 😱😱😱
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Such dedication to beach fashion! 😉
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I don’t think I’m dedicated enough 😂😂😂 #Baconbuttie
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Love this. I can totally relate. 🙂
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I think most women can 😉
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Breakfast sandwiches are my downfall too. They’re just so darn good. Weekends In Maine
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Ah, you have to talk to yourself at least once a day — that way you make sure you have at least one intelligent conversation. Hope you enjoyed the sandwich!
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Best meal I had all week 😝
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For me it’s a jar of Nutella.
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A bacon sandwich was my first breakfast as a child, just white bread and bacon – no mayo! I’m not a condiment girl!
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You can’t beat it 😉
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