Me and Julie decided to go to slimming world to help us with our weight loss…

• So, Bernie. You need to lose two stone
• What? That much?I was thinking just a few pounds
• I’m afraid not Bernadette
• Are you sure
• I’m sure
• Well I’m not
• Why are you here Bernie?
• To lose a bit of weight, get some advice, a bit of encouragement
• Well I’m advising you to lose two stone and I will encourage you to do it
• How’s that Marian?
• By sharing experiences with the group thus encouraging behavioural changes
• There’s nothing wrong with my behaviour
• Your eating behaviour
• I’ve lost four pounds already this month
• Well you need to lose more. Our image therapy shows you how to eat healthy without starving yourself
• Well, I’m starving all the time
• We will help you with that, as well as introducing some physical activity into your everyday life
• Ah here, I’m not doing aerobics. I’d enough of that shite in the gym
• You also need to cut down on fizzy drinks, you seem to drink a lot of them
• Only in me vodka…I can still drink vodka can’t I
• One or two at weekends is acceptable
• Glasses or bottles?

 

This is harder than I thought