You know the ‘friends’ that haven’t a bleedin’ clue but comment anyway!

• You coming for a pint tonight Ber?
• Not tonight Tina, I’m saving myself for the weekend
• Are you not well?
• I’m grand, just watching me weight
• Are you still on about your weight?
• What do you mean ‘STILL on about my weight’?
• You’re obsessed Bernie
• I am not
• You are, all you talk about these days is food and calories
• Well we can’t all be skinny Minnies
• I said I’d diet with you
• Stoppit will you…You’re not called Tiny Tina for nothing
• I was trying to be supportive Bernie
• You had a salad one day two weeks ago….whoop dee doo, go you!
• …and I went to Slimming World with you
• That went down well with you arriving in your size eight skinny jeans and belly top… way to go Tina
• I can’t help being skinny
• You can help by not flaunting it in a slimming world class. You thought it was hilarious.Don’t think I didn’t see you smirking when Marjorie got on the scales
• I wasn’t smirking
• I bet you went straight round to Melanies gaff to tell her about the fatties getting weighed
• I was just being a friend
• Yeah right…and I’m trying to lose weight
• …and becoming a boring shite in the process
• Excuse me?
• There’s more to life than dieting and talking about calories Bernie
• Oh and you’d know all about dieting wouldn’t you? Well, I won’t be able to bore you tonight will I? Seeing as I’m staying in
• Don’t be like that Bernie
• Like what? Boring? Fat?
• Ah now you’re just being stupid. You just need to wear the right clothes and…
• Fuck off Tina, and mind you don’t slip down a drain on your way to the pub
• There’s no need to be rude Bernie
• I haven’t even started Tina

Jaysis, with friends like her, who needs chocolate