Quark and Quinoa

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  • BERNIE!
  • WHAT?
  • WHAT’S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY PLATE
  • QUARK
  • WHAT?
  • QUARK
  • WHY ARE YOU MAKING DUCK NOISES?
  • WHAT?
  • WILL YOU JUST COME IN TO THE KITCHEN
  • What?
  • What’s this white stuff on my plate?
  • Quark, I told you
  • Ducks quack
  • QUARK … it’s a cheese Jimmy
  • Why didn’t you just say cheese? And what’s this shit?
  • Quinoa
  • What the fuck is that when it’s at home?
  • It’s like a grain
  • What am I? A duck?
  • QUARK!!
  • You’re losing the plot Bernie

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Ah lads it’s Friday…I need a laugh!

 

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9 thoughts on “Quark and Quinoa

  1. Okay, I’ve never had quark. I don’t even know what it is. But I’m quite fond of quinoa (and it comes in all different colors). I have some red quinoa in my cupboard, although I haven’t tried it, and I still think I’ll prefer the white/tan version. Why do we eat all this weird stuff?

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