My laptop is banjaxed. All of my writing is lost. Gone forever. Don't ask me what went wrong. I haven't a bleedin' clue. All I know is, I spent ages writing and now I can't find anything. This is why I haven't posted on my blog for the past week. Anyway to make a long … Continue reading Lappy come home
Author: Diary of a Dublin housewife
A to Z April Challenge Reflections
I did it. My very first Dublin Housewife blogging challenge. Twenty six days of posting conversations...mostly with Jimmy. He didn't know, but I told him last week after we had a few scoops by the pool. I've been away on me alcoholiers in Benidorm so sorry for not hooking up with fellow bloggers all week. … Continue reading A to Z April Challenge Reflections
Zodiac
Will I read your horoscope Jimmy? For what? So you’ll know what’s in store for you today I already know what’s in store for me today You think you do I know I do. I’m going to go to work, come home, have me dinner, watch a bit of telly, go for a pint, come … Continue reading Zodiac
The mystery of the missing Z
My Z blog has vanished. I swear to God I posted it on Thursday morning and it went to my Facebook and my twitter. Since Thursday I've received several messages asking me why I didn't do Z. I had been wondering why I had no comments. Jimmy said yiz were all pissed of listening to … Continue reading The mystery of the missing Z
Young
Would you like to be young again Jimmy? I am young Younger then Like a teenager? Yeah No way Why not? It’s all too much trouble Ber How do you mean? All that hanging around with your mates. Chatting up girls, trying to look cool You do that every Saturday night down the pub Jimmy … Continue reading Young
X Factor
For the night that's in it...X Factor returns ; Bernie is a happy Bunny, Jimmy is not amused, and Simon still has the arse factor 🙂
Weeble
I was just dozing of when the doorbell rang. Fuckin’ Jimmy went out without his key again and of course everyone else was conveniently be asleep so I had to get up…again, to let him in. I found him wobbling on the front step like a bleedin’ weeble Have you no key? I forgot it … Continue reading Weeble
Viva Espana
Getting ready to go on Holiday is bad enough without Jimmy annoying me. Tickets, passports,money,Suncream, sunglasses, umberella… Why are you bringing an umberella? It might rain In Santa Ponsa? It rains in Spain In July? It might You’re mad Bernie I must be, I married you Jimmy Have you got everything? I’ve a feeling I’m … Continue reading Viva Espana
Unemployed
Jimmy was out of work for six months. He nearly drove me fucking mad. He was everywhere. I got up in the morning and he was waiting for his breakfast. I came back from the shops he was sitting there watching Jeremy Kyle. I was cooking the dinner and he was hanging over me. Every … Continue reading Unemployed
Tea
What is it about tea that Irish people think it solves all problems? I’m pregnant…have a cup of tea I crashed the car…you need a nice strong cup of tea for your nerves My fella broke up with me…he didn’t deserve you love, sit down and I’ll make you a cup of tea, you can … Continue reading Tea
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