Young

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  • Would you like to be young again Jimmy?
  • I am young
  • Younger then
  • Like a teenager?
  • Yeah
  • No way
  • Why not?
  • It’s all too much trouble Ber
  • How do you mean?
  • All that hanging around with your mates. Chatting up girls, trying to look cool
  • You do that every Saturday night down the pub Jimmy
  • I do not. I have a few pints and a chat with the lads, that’s all
  • Yeah right. I’ve seen you lot eyeing up the young ones
  • No harm in looking Ber. I’m not dead yet
  • As long as you just look
  • Are you jealous?
  • Of what? Sure it’s not as if they look back at you
  • That’s harsh Bernie. I could still pull the birds
  • You’re for the bleedin’ birds Jimmy
  • Do you not think I could?
  • Of course you could, down the old folks home maybe. Plenty of aul wans looking for a toyboy to push their wheelchairs
  • Fuck off Bernie. I’ve seen young ones looking at me
  • Ye, wondering why some aul lad is leering at them
  • I’m not an aul lad. I’m in me prime  and I think you are jealous
  • You love yourself
  • I do not
  • You do. If you were a bar of chocolate you’d eat yourself
  • I can’t help my animal attraction Ber. It’s just as well I’m not as young as I was, sure jasus the young ones would maul me
  • Oh they would Jimmy; they would
  • What about you Ber. Would you like to be young…sorry , younger again
  • I’d love it Jimmy. Out with me mates every weekend, having a few scoops, dancing the night away into the early hours
  • Ha,you talk about me. You do that anyway
  • Not every weekend Jimmy, and I do be wrecked the next day. When you’re young you never get tired. I used to be able to go all night and still be up  early to do a full days work
  • Me too Ber. Remember we used to come home with the milkman
  • I remember having a sore arse from sitting on the glass bottles on the back of his float
  • Those were the days Ber. I suppose it would be nice to be younger again; maybe just for a night. Re live our youth
  • Would you go on the pull with your mates?
  • Ah sure I’d have to
  • Are you serious?
  • Yeah, I’d have to see if I could still pull the best looking bird in Tamangoes nightclub
  • What about me Jimmy?
  • I’m talking about you Bernie
  • Ah, you’re  just a big romantic  at heart
  • I told you I still had it Ber
  • You sure do Jimmy

Ah sure I’d be lost without him all the same  🙂

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