I brought some cakes ma. Put the kettle on there. Oh lovely. What did you get? An eclair for me and a coffee slice for you Aww I fancied a portfolio Profiterole ma WHAT? PROFITEROLE Yes please I didn't buy any You just asked me if I wanted one I didn't Make your mind up … Continue reading Portfolios #AtoZChallenge

Nice flowers ma Bernard brought them for me How is Saint Bernard these days? Stop calling him that Bernie Why? He's your brother. Be nice He's a pain in the arse ma I won't tell you again Bernadette I'm not five ma Well stop acting it then Oh, you want me to act like Golden … Continue reading Oh Brother #AtoZChallenge

Maisie thought she was  having a stroke.  She went for a nap the other afternoon and let me tell you, she nearly gave me a stroke when she woke up screaming. I'm not the better of it I tell ye. BERNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE What ma? Jaysis what's wrong? I think I'm having a stroke Oh jaysis ma … Continue reading Numb #AtoZChallenge

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  Maisie loves the football, but she's always commenting on what the players look like...   Is that a fella or a girl playing Bernie? It's a fella ma. Man United don't have girls on their team Well he looks like a girl with that bun in his hair It's called a man bun Why … Continue reading Man Buns and Moobs #AtoZChallenge

Nice cup of tea ma? Actually I'll have a cappuccino Bernadette A cappuccino? Since when did you drink cappuccinos? Since now ...and where am I supposed to get a cappuccino I ask you? I only bought Maxwell House There's a packet of them out on the counter Where did you get them? Leonard dropped them … Continue reading Last Tango in Ballyer #AtoZChallenge

Kylie and Jason are home for the Easter holidays. Kylie dropped in to see me ma for a few hours. She's a good kid and she loves her nanny. 'Just don't offer to bring her shopping' says Jimmy to her. 'She has me bleedin' worn out. I thought we were taking a ten minute trip … Continue reading Kylie and Maisie

I've been trying to get ma to get out of the house for weeks now. She had a bit of a fall last month and is terrified of going out.  She's on the list for a knee replacement. She won't budge  outside except for her hospital appointments. We've all been taking turns  doing her shopping … Continue reading Jimmy and Maisie #AtoZChallenge