Author: Diary of a Dublin housewife

Kylie and Maisie

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 10 Comments

Kylie and Jason are home for the Easter holidays. Kylie dropped in to see me ma for a few hours. She's a good kid and she loves her nanny. 'Just don't offer to bring her shopping' says Jimmy to her. 'She has me bleedin' worn out. I thought we were taking a ten minute trip … Continue reading Kylie and Maisie

Jimmy and Maisie #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 8 Comments

I've been trying to get ma to get out of the house for weeks now. She had a bit of a fall last month and is terrified of going out.  She's on the list for a knee replacement. She won't budge  outside except for her hospital appointments. We've all been taking turns  doing her shopping … Continue reading Jimmy and Maisie #AtoZChallenge

I will survive #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 4 Comments

Me sister Phillo is with me ma today so I dropped round to Julie for a chat. Put the kettle on Julie will ye, me head is banging What's up with you? Me ma, that's what's up What did she do now Apart from breath you mean? Ah Bernie, she's not that bad Not that … Continue reading I will survive #AtoZChallenge

Hypochondriac #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 4 Comments

Who was that on the phone Bernie? The doctor Oh jesus, what's wrong? There's nothing wrong ma.  He just rang with your blood test results. They're all clear. What's clear? YOUR BLOOD TEST RESULTS ARE ALL CLEAR. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU What do you mean there's nothing wrong with me? Of course there's something … Continue reading Hypochondriac #AtoZChallenge

Gay as Christmas #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 8 Comments

  Heya ma, what do you want in the shops? Nothing What do you mean nothing? I told you I'd go shopping when I got back from my gaff Well you're too late Why am I too late? Jaysis I was only gone two hours The gays went for me Who? The gays Who are … Continue reading Gay as Christmas #AtoZChallenge

Father Ted is dead #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 13 Comments

Will I put the telly on ma? If you like But do you like? I don't care What's wrong with you? Apart from being deaf and blind you mean Your not deaf ma, and since when did you become blind? What? IF YOU PUT YOUR HEARING AID IN YOU WON'T BE DEAF Stop shouting will … Continue reading Father Ted is dead #AtoZChallenge

Eat what you’re given #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 8 Comments

  What do you want for your dinner ma? I'm easy Bernie. What would you like? Chicken Ah I've had chicken twice this week. I don't want chicken Lamb chops? I can't chew them without me teeth Bernie Well put your teeth in then Me gums are too sore For fuck sake WHAT? WOULD YOU … Continue reading Eat what you’re given #AtoZChallenge