Trick or Treat #AtozChallenge

I hate Hallowe'en. Kids these days are very cheeky. I had this one youngfella at me door  with his mates last year giving me lip... Trick or treat, trick or treat give us something good to eat What do you call good now lads? Mars bars, maltesers, Yorkie bars I have apples, oranges and bananas … Continue reading Trick or Treat #AtozChallenge

Some days!. #AtoZchallenge

Some days you just have to try to keep your mouth shut, especially with Maisie Have you seen my mobile phone Bernie? No ma. I can never find the bloody thing. You should keep in in your pocket ma.It's called a mobile for a reason you know. It's so you can bring it with you … Continue reading Some days!. #AtoZchallenge

Resemble that remark ;) #AtoZchallenge

Life is too beautiful to drink alcohol or do drugs. Are you giving up the booze Bernie? No, don't be mad Jimmy. What are you on about then? Jim Carey. What about him? I'm just reading an article about him here.He said life is too beautiful to drink alcohol or do drugs. Well I'm with … Continue reading Resemble that remark 😉 #AtoZchallenge

Quarrels #AtoZchallenge

Jimmy and Whitney always arguing over something... Do you want to lose your job? Why would I lose me job? Going into work dressed like that? Like what? Like a stripper. Jesus da, thanks for that. Well, that skirt is half way up your backside. Hardly, da. Could you not wear something more suitable? Hang … Continue reading Quarrels #AtoZchallenge

Party Central #AtoZChallenge

Me and Jimmy went away for a few days over the Easter break. I'd been up to me eyes with me ma and work and the whole lot. I warned my lot not to be having any parties. 'Not at all ma' they said. 'You go and enjoy yourself, everything will be cool here, you … Continue reading Party Central #AtoZChallenge

Overeating #AtoZChallenge

I'm very behind on this Ato Z challenge this month. I don't have a minute to meself, and then Carmel asks me to go to weight watchers with her. I'm hardly obese but I said I'd go to support her. She hates going on her own because that bean pole Audrey who runs the class … Continue reading Overeating #AtoZChallenge

Neighbours #HelpmeRhonda #AtoZChallenge

  Where were you Jimmy?  I heard you pull up outside ages ago.Your dinner is ruined. Your one across the road snared me when I got out of the van. Help me Rhonda? What did she want this time? Her fuse blew. Again? Yeah, I told her to stop using that dodgy kettle but she … Continue reading Neighbours #HelpmeRhonda #AtoZChallenge

Marilyn(favourite auntie) #AtoZChallenge

  Auntie Marilyn is mam's sister. I told her we were going on holiday to Wales to visit friends. I've been to Wales with my pal, Pam. What part of Wales did you go to auntie Mar? Holyhead. Sure there's feck all in Holyhead, what did you do there? We went on a day trip … Continue reading Marilyn(favourite auntie) #AtoZChallenge

Knickers#AprilAtoZChallenge

  What were you doing in my knicker drawer by the way? What? You said you saw my Bisto tin in my knicker drawer. I was packing a bag for you. Because you found my running away money? No, because you were in hospital having the twins and you asked me to bring in more … Continue reading Knickers#AprilAtoZChallenge

Jimmy ( Running away)#AtoZChallenge

Does anyone else have a secret stash? Running away money we call it. Mine is in an old  Bisto Tin. My ma gave it to me before I got married. 'But a few bob in there whenever you can. You never know the day or the hour you might need to get out Bernie' she … Continue reading Jimmy ( Running away)#AtoZChallenge