I bet Jimmy is sorry he wasn't doing the cooking back when I was on my big diet. The poor chap was starving ( well I was hardly going to diet on my own now was I?) BERNIE! What? WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY PLATE Quark WHAT? QUARK WHY ARE YOU MAKING DUCK … Continue reading Quarantine quackers 😉 # AtoZ
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Quark and Quinoa
BERNIE! WHAT? WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY PLATE QUARK WHAT? QUARK WHY ARE YOU MAKING DUCK NOISES? WHAT? WILL YOU JUST COME IN TO THE KITCHEN What? What's this white stuff on my plate? Quark, I told you Ducks quack QUARK ... it's a cheese Jimmy Why didn't you just say cheese? And what's … Continue reading Quark and Quinoa
MCDonalds #AtoZChallenge
How's the diet coming along? Don't mention diets to me. I've a pain in me swiss with diets What one is it now? Well, I'm meant to be on the keto one, but all I seem to do is eat eggs, fish,meat, chicken cheese and chocolate Doesn't sound too bad to me, and you … Continue reading MCDonalds #AtoZChallenge
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Men really do know how to wreck your buzz don't they.
