If there was an Oscar for being a little bolix, Jimmy would definitely win...
Month: April 2015
Nicknames
There was a knock on the door one day. I opened it to some young fella looking for my son... Is Viler coming out Who Viler There’s no one here by that name He told me he lived here Who are you? Dotsie Dotsie? What kind of a name is that I’m Daniel Doherty, me … Continue reading Nicknames
Ma
I'm changing me name I swear to God. It was bad enough when they were kids. It was non stop all day Ma I'm hungry Ma I'm thirsty Ma can I have a drink Ma he hit me Ma, ma, ma Jasus me head was forever melted listening to them. I thought I'd have a … Continue reading Ma
Living next door to Alice #AtoZChallenge
So in order for me to catch up with the AtoZ challenge, I'm going to cheat a bit and recycle a couple of my old AtoZ blogs. Alice still lives next door with her dog, Sunny who still shites in our garden ( Sunny, not Alice). Poor Larry Gogan lord rest him has died since. … Continue reading Living next door to Alice #AtoZChallenge
Karma
Some people say karma is a bitch but I like her, she's always been good to me; Especially where Bridget Campion is concerned.I should have recognised her straight away. she was always a skinny bitch in school, and a wagon to me. She thought she was better than the rest of us just because her … Continue reading Karma
Jimmy
I met Jimmy at the wedding. As I walked nervously up the aisle, he turned and our eyes met for the first time. I knew then that he was the one for me. When I reached the top of the church , he smiled and winked at me as I took my place beside the … Continue reading Jimmy
It’s all about me
Ok , I put my hands up. Today I'm cheating a bit...well a lot actually. I've been up to me eyeballs all day and haven't had a minute to scratch me arse never mind write a post. So for my letter I, I'm re blogging my Bio, which is all about me...Bernie Rose Violet. If … Continue reading It’s all about me
Heifer
I bought a new dress down the market for my birthday. I liked it at the time but wasn't sure about it when I got it home. I made the mistake of asking Jimmy's opinion... Does my bum look big in this Jimmy? I’m not answering that Bernie Why not? It’s an incriminating question How … Continue reading Heifer
Granny
My granny is ninety five, a great woman for her age. God love her, she had a fall and broke her hip. She can't look after herself anymore so she's gone into a nursing home. She hates it. We went in to see her the weekend. I want to go home This is your home … Continue reading Granny
Funeral parlour
Mrs. Molloy up the road died last week. She was a lovely woman who had a smile and a friendly word for everyone. She was always out doing her garden. She grew fabulous roses. She used to give me one now and again. ‘A rose for a rose’ she’d say, bless her. Teresa and … Continue reading Funeral parlour