Dreams of an everyday housewife.

Is this it,Jimmy?What?Life.What do you mean?Get up, get washed, get dressed, have breakfast, hoover the stairs. Same shite everyday.You don't hoover the stairs everyday.You know what I mean. Housework,  cooking, cleaning. It's all I do.You go to the supermarket.Be still my beating heart.What do you want to do?I want a bit of excitement before I … Continue reading Dreams of an everyday housewife.

Let’s go outside

MAAAAAAAAWhat are you shouting for Koko?Did you see my fur lined leggings anywhere?They're probably on your floordrobe with the rest of your clothes.They're not, I looked.How you can find anything in that pigsty of a room is beyond me.Its not a pigsty. I know where everything is.Not your furry leggings, you don't.You must have moved … Continue reading Let’s go outside

#W is forWheelchair friendly #AtoZChallenge

I'm of to the bingo Jimmy This early?It's only half five I'm collecting me ma Maisie's going to bingo? I thought she couldn't walk We got a loan of a wheelchair for her Whacker Byrne has a wheelchair friendly bus now has he? No,he's bleedin' useless, so we've to walk, that's why I'm leavin' so … Continue reading #W is forWheelchair friendly #AtoZChallenge

Resemble that remark ;) #AtoZchallenge

Life is too beautiful to drink alcohol or do drugs. Are you giving up the booze Bernie? No, don't be mad Jimmy. What are you on about then? Jim Carey. What about him? I'm just reading an article about him here.He said life is too beautiful to drink alcohol or do drugs. Well I'm with … Continue reading Resemble that remark šŸ˜‰ #AtoZchallenge