MAAAAAAAAWhat are you shouting for Koko?Did you see my fur lined leggings anywhere?They're probably on your floordrobe with the rest of your clothes.They're not, I looked.How you can find anything in that pigsty of a room is beyond me.Its not a pigsty. I know where everything is.Not your furry leggings, you don't.You must have moved … Continue reading Let’s go outside
I'm of to the bingo Jimmy This early?It's only half five I'm collecting me ma Maisie's going to bingo? I thought she couldn't walk We got a loan of a wheelchair for her Whacker Byrne has a wheelchair friendly bus now has he? No,he's bleedin' useless, so we've to walk, that's why I'm leavin' so … Continue reading #W is forWheelchair friendly #AtoZChallenge
Life is too beautiful to drink alcohol or do drugs. Are you giving up the booze Bernie? No, don't be mad Jimmy. What are you on about then? Jim Carey. What about him? I'm just reading an article about him here.He said life is too beautiful to drink alcohol or do drugs. Well I'm with … Continue reading Resemble that remark 😉 #AtoZchallenge
So storm Emma has fecked off, the beast has gone back east and homes all over Ireland has enough loaves of bread in their freezers to do them until next Christmas. It was fun while it lasted. We didn't starve, we didn't eat each other...except metaphorically of course, we trudged to the pub in our … Continue reading That’s snow way to treat a lady
Christmas Eve Eve in The Violet Gaff
Why does Geraldine want to spend more time with Bernie all of a sudden?
Jimmy is wondering where to go for his dinner..will it be his mammy's or the chipper? Bernie's going shopping so he can do what he likes 🙂
Survival of the fittest...After Karaoke , shots and solpadeine..Is Bernie made of stronger stuff than Jimmy and his whiskey chasers and lem sips?
Beer, banter, balls, they all lead to Gods waiting room!
Will I read your horoscope Jimmy? For what? So you’ll know what’s in store for you today I already know what’s in store for me today You think you do I know I do. I’m going to go to work, come home, have me dinner, watch a bit of telly, go for a pint, come … Continue reading Zodiac